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  • Jboogieonthefloor
    Jboogieonthefloor Posts: 146 Member
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    It seems that my period knows today is my birthday and decided to gift me with its prescence, how thoughtful :| .
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • mojo4717
    mojo4717 Posts: 256 Member
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    Mfp is just not for me , I lose better on my own so good bye all and good luck with your goals 👍😊
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Jokes are such a weird thing to exist... it's like the brain going "Ohoho, you fooled mah branch predictor? Here, take some nice neurotransmitters for that"
  • Jboogieonthefloor
    Jboogieonthefloor Posts: 146 Member
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    Tigg_er wrote: »
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    Thank you 🙂.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    You never realize how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present.

    Nothing says "I give up" like a gift card...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    yukfoo wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    You never realize how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present.

    Nothing says "I give up" like a gift card...

    I always accept cash money.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • alexa0ne
    alexa0ne Posts: 90 Member
    edited September 2018
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    Why do I have to be sick now? I have so many things to accomplish. I can't file a sick leave.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited September 2018
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    alexa0ne wrote: »
    Why do I have to be sick now? I have so many things to accomplish. I can't file a sick leave.

    Awww me too baby gurl...I just sat through a 4 hour investors meeting . Not so much as a sniffle in 10 years. The one day I need to be clear and I feel like death on a cracker.

    feel better quick
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    yukfoo wrote: »
    alexa0ne wrote: »
    Why do I have to be sick now? I have so many things to accomplish. I can't file a sick leave.

    Awww me too baby gurl...I just sat through a 4 hour investors meeting . Not so much as a sniffle in 10 years. The one day I need to be clear and I feel like death on a cracker.

    feel better quick

    Aww I'm sorry you're sick.. feel better soon :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you are an idiot but speak 5 languages, then you are still an idiot, but more people can know.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Watering water makes it grow.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    yukfoo wrote: »
    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
    (I know I know ...I just haven't said anything in a while)

    Excellent REO Speedwagon album
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    alexa0ne wrote: »
    Why do I have to be sick now? I have so many things to accomplish. I can't file a sick leave.

    Awww me too baby gurl...I just sat through a 4 hour investors meeting . Not so much as a sniffle in 10 years. The one day I need to be clear and I feel like death on a cracker.

    feel better quick

    Aww I'm sorry you're sick.. feel better soon :) [/quote

    Thank you Jo now that you're here I could leap tall bar-stools in single bound. <3
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    yukfoo wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    alexa0ne wrote: »
    Why do I have to be sick now? I have so many things to accomplish. I can't file a sick leave.

    Awww me too baby gurl...I just sat through a 4 hour investors meeting . Not so much as a sniffle in 10 years. The one day I need to be clear and I feel like death on a cracker.

    feel better quick

    Aww I'm sorry you're sick.. feel better soon :) [/quote

    Thank you Jo now that you're here I could leap tall bar-stools in single bound. <3

    Hugs 💋❤
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    The word swims written upside down is still swims.
  • Ssssss666666
    Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
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    A boring day is actually a good day.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    When someone starts a sentence saying “No offense but...”, someone’s about to get offended...

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