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      My Grandfather used to say..."son you don't need toes to play the trombone"
    • Posts: 928 Member
      People suck.

      The end.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      It must suck to be Spider-Man and sneeze in your mask.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      The fact that Golden Retrievers exists proves this isn’t the darkest timeline.
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    • Posts: 146 Member
      It seems that my period knows today is my birthday and decided to gift me with its prescence, how thoughtful :| .
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    • Posts: 256 Member
      Mfp is just not for me , I lose better on my own so good bye all and good luck with your goals 👍😊
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Jokes are such a weird thing to exist... it's like the brain going "Ohoho, you fooled mah branch predictor? Here, take some nice neurotransmitters for that"
    • Posts: 146 Member
      Tigg_er wrote: »
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      Thank you 🙂.
    • Posts: 871 Member
      cee134 wrote: »
      You never realize how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present.

      Nothing says "I give up" like a gift card...
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      yukfoo wrote: »
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      Nothing says "I give up" like a gift card...

      I always accept cash money.
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    • Posts: 90 Member
      edited September 2018
      Why do I have to be sick now? I have so many things to accomplish. I can't file a sick leave.
    • Posts: 871 Member
      edited September 2018
      alexa0ne wrote: »
      Why do I have to be sick now? I have so many things to accomplish. I can't file a sick leave.

      Awww me too baby gurl...I just sat through a 4 hour investors meeting . Not so much as a sniffle in 10 years. The one day I need to be clear and I feel like death on a cracker.

      feel better quick
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      yukfoo wrote: »
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      Awww me too baby gurl...I just sat through a 4 hour investors meeting . Not so much as a sniffle in 10 years. The one day I need to be clear and I feel like death on a cracker.

      feel better quick

      Aww I'm sorry you're sick.. feel better soon :)
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      If you are an idiot but speak 5 languages, then you are still an idiot, but more people can know.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Watering water makes it grow.
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      yukfoo wrote: »
      You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
      (I know I know ...I just haven't said anything in a while)

      Excellent REO Speedwagon album
    • Posts: 871 Member
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
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      Aww I'm sorry you're sick.. feel better soon :) [/quote

      Thank you Jo now that you're here I could leap tall bar-stools in single bound. <3
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      yukfoo wrote: »
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      Hugs 💋❤
    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      The word swims written upside down is still swims.
    • Posts: 560 Member
      A boring day is actually a good day.
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      When someone starts a sentence saying “No offense but...”, someone’s about to get offended...
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    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event.
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    • Posts: 22,001 Member
      A pucker load of pucker fud :D
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Banjos are just guitars with southern accents.

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