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      Orange juice, orange soda and orange candy are 3 pretty distinct flavors.
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      Anything flying can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying things.
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      Emo disappeared because it seems like now everyone wants to die and it isn't special anymore.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      cee134 wrote: »
      Anything flying can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying things.

      Or you are drunk enough.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Deciding to become a parent is like choosing to take care of a a drunk person for 13 years straight, and a hungover person for the next 5. Then paying for their rehab for the next 4.
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      Typing "Minimum" on a keyboard is like playing a really crap game of ping pong.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Many relationships begin with “never change” then advance to “you need to change” and conclude with “you’ve changed”.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Luke and Leia couple’s costumes were only worn from ‘77 to ‘80.
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    • Posts: 1,189 Member
      You will never be even of a fratcion of a second younger than you are right now...now...now...now...
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Closets are just pockets for houses.
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      Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15%.
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    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      When you choke on water, you’ve failed at breathing and drinking, the two most important activities in your life.
    • Posts: 1,189 Member
      People who are rude, bully, kill, drive agressive, micro manage, or the like all believe that trying to instill fear in others is respect. But it couldn't be further from the truth. Fear is an easy reaction to get, but respect takes work and thinking of others above yourself.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      The smell of someone vaping in public is a disturbing reminder of how often we breathe in the same air someone just exhaled.
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      My memory is just fine old man!
      Lolololo
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      We have no problem wearing the same socks all day, but once they come off for one second, it’s gross to put them back on.
    • Posts: 1,189 Member
      Thanos was right.
    • Posts: 3,728 Member
      No Matter Where You Go ..
      There You Are

      ~ B Banzai
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    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      If you read read as read and not read, you have to re-read read as read so you can read read correctly so it can then make sense.
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      When playing a video game, easy mode is just hard mode for the bad guys.
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      Star Wars took place way in the past, really far away, but we are seeing it now because of how long it took for the light to reach us.

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