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Axes are tree cyborgs created by humans to destroy other trees.1
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The original Star Wars movies could instantly become a comedy if Darth Vader's breathing noise was a harmonica.2
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Archery is just long distance stabbing.3
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Forrest Mars and Bruce Murrie invented M&Ms. The two Ms stand for their last names.2
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most kids today, and probably since the early 2000's really, will never know what it's like to have their favorite tape get eaten in the car deck.3
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Good teachers make hard topics easier to learn. Bad teachers make you feel stupid for not easily learning a hard topic.4
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Dying of old age is like dying of not dying.2
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Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges.4
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You never realize how many short cuts your keyboard has until your cat walks across it.1
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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.2
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The fact that a Twinkie doesn’t contain dairy or eggs is somewhat concerning.0
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If cream is the fat part of milk, what exactly is fat free whip cream?0
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"woo" you,
"woo" you very much.1 -
Well,,,,Bless your little heart.0
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It's very difficult to run while laughing.0
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