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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face.

    This reminded me.........
    My ex grew his beard right after we married at 19, when he turned 42 he shaved it off for the first time.
    I cried.
    I told him he didn't even look like the guy I married and I.did.not.like.it.one.little.bit.

    More than 15rs later and he never grew it back.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face.

    I love my husband, but, he has an ugly but chin so I much prefer the stubble look
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Moon_Stone wrote: »
    I wonder what happened to Xena. That was a random thought for reals.

    Lucy Lawless was in Parks And Rec as Ron's Wife at the end of the show. And still does a lot of TV work.
  • honeybee__12
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    What if you say it to someones face and then text them what you just said?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2018
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    If one of Bruce Waynes parents lived, they would never have allowed him to spend millions of their money on his dream to be a "superhero".
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    Have you ever met someone for the first time and wanted to give them a toaster for their bathtub?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Horses would be way more scary if they ate meat.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Since a magnet can both attract and repel, many more men are "chick magnets" than they realize.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    In the future Utopia, nobody has a job. In the future dystopia, nobody has a job.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer.".
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    "A mile a minute" sounds way faster than "60 miles per hour".
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    My dog has elbow dysplasia and intermittently limps. I'm considering renaming him Bizkit
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    My dog has elbow dysplasia and intermittently limps. I'm considering renaming him Bizkit

    Limp Bizkit :joy:

    I'm so glad you got it! I felt a bit heartless thinking it, but he's happy enough despite his limp

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