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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    My dog has elbow dysplasia and intermittently limps. I'm considering renaming him Bizkit
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    My dog has elbow dysplasia and intermittently limps. I'm considering renaming him Bizkit

    Limp Bizkit :joy:

    I'm so glad you got it! I felt a bit heartless thinking it, but he's happy enough despite his limp
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Axes are tree cyborgs created by humans to destroy other trees.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The original Star Wars movies could instantly become a comedy if Darth Vader's breathing noise was a harmonica.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Archery is just long distance stabbing.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    I dont think any ruminants do, includes goats, sheep, deer

  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Forrest Mars and Bruce Murrie invented M&Ms. The two Ms stand for their last names.
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    most kids today, and probably since the early 2000's really, will never know what it's like to have their favorite tape get eaten in the car deck.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Good teachers make hard topics easier to learn. Bad teachers make you feel stupid for not easily learning a hard topic.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dying of old age is like dying of not dying.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You never realize how many short cuts your keyboard has until your cat walks across it.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The fact that a Twinkie doesn’t contain dairy or eggs is somewhat concerning.
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  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    If cream is the fat part of milk, what exactly is fat free whip cream?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    sarjenki wrote: »
    If cream is the fat part of milk, what exactly is fat free whip cream?

    It's non fat milk, a bit of cream, sugar and a bunch of chemicals.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    "woo" you,
    "woo" you very much.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Well,,,,Bless your little heart. :|
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    It's very difficult to run while laughing.
  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    A cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber.

    Consequently a cucumber is really just a spineless cactus.
  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
    Womanvsfood18 wrote: »
    Don’t help people online, there’s some crazies out there 🥴🤣

    But you also meet some really good people. To me the "crazies" are the people who do not help others.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Sometimes people are like horses.
    When you stand face to face with them they won’t have anything to do with you, but as soon as you turn your back to them they’re standing right behind you, breathing down your neck.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If people on deserted islands didn't clean their "help" signs before they leave, A rescue would land and look for hours for someone that's no longer there.
  • dana_fuchs
    dana_fuchs Posts: 4 Member
    if you crave some chips, but you're counting calories: don't weigh the bowl of chips but weigh each chip separately. They will come in at 0 g a piece... you can multiply that however often you want, you're still gonna end up with 0 g and 0 calories :)

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