My date with the person above me was going great until...
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she confuses she and he ....among other things0
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She always put on porn and wanted me to do the same!0
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he was too into porn .....the animal kind0
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Her sense of adventure was watching picture in picture TV0
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he showed up0
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He always wanted closed captioning on when we watched TV0
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she kept stepping on my toes
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She was wearing crocs1
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She kept trying to trip me0
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It was a constant battle.....and she was a bad kisser0
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She was kissing someone else0
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I started sharing my feeling and she kept saying Blah Blah Blah!0
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until the beans kicked in...🤭0
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Till he started to do his magic Mike impersonation.. it didn't go well
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LOL, Until she started talking about marriage and having kids... 😆0
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Until she...oh, never mind. It was great - she's an awesome date!2
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...never showed up because she was on some other awesome date0
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It was all going well until he opened his mouth0
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Till she ordered a salad at a steak bar0
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he kept trying to order for me0
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till he put ketchup on his steak0
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All he did was eat0
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damnit, someone put ketchup on my pizza and I didn't get any steak!0
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we kissed each other breathless and then fought over the last piece of bacon0
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he kept asking me where I got the bacon.....0
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It was always about the bacon0
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she showed up in her wrestling outfit and said "let's do this!"0
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She escaped her restraints1
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