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    The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      CookingWithCumin wrote: »
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      I award you @RomaineCalm

      She's a little wilted these days, but she becomes more palatable if you dowse her in the right dressing.

      🤔 I'll be sure to find the right dressing 😂
    • Posts: 2,299 Member
      neilwij wrote: »
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      🤔 I'll be sure to find the right dressing 😂

      Or. Undressing.
    • Posts: 844 Member
      CookingWithCumin wrote: »
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      Bi-curious?

      Pi-curious?
    • Posts: 1,624 Member
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
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      Sending you a ticket✈ bayybeee 😉

      😲.......😭💔
    • Posts: 5,545 Member
      leut_underpants wrote: »
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      This is a thread full of answers


      Except when it isn't :ohwell:

      Just like every other thread then... consistent disappointment. Well, I do value consistency 🤨
    • Posts: 5,545 Member
      CookingWithCumin wrote: »
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      Bi-curious?

      Not for years now...
    • Posts: 2,299 Member
      leut_underpants wrote: »
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      There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?



      *success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
      **disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.

      But there's no alcohol.
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    • Posts: 11,105 Member
      Putting my request in for @CaptainFantastic01
    • Posts: 3,910 Member
      I'm so dying. My vote for best thread ever.
    • Posts: 844 Member
      CookingWithCumin wrote: »
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      Hi-cutieous?

      My-beautious!
    • Posts: 1,624 Member
      standenvernet wrote: »
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      55, and both are fantastic when properly prepared.
      How'd I do?

      Ruh roooo! 😬
    • Posts: 2,299 Member
      leut_underpants wrote: »
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      I don't see anything expressly prohibiting it

      That's a success in my books then!
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      leut_underpants wrote: »
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      rip
      :cry: so no consensual friend requests then? Damnit! I guess someone has to make-up the 'other' 50%...
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    • Posts: 5,545 Member
      leut_underpants wrote: »
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      Just like men and sex, there's only one move, we just do it faster

      Well, sorry about your luck Leut.
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      leut_underpants wrote: »
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      This was not a reach, I've been foreplay tormenting her for weeks now and she looks fantastic in fancy clothes. Meanwhile she keeps promising me an array and beatings but never delivering. We're perfect. :heart:

      I support this match.
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      Get to work then
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      leut_underpants wrote: »
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      Are you trying to win me from her? Cause that's how you win me. That and tight dresses, but I know you can do that.

      And here I could have been making backdoor security threats jokes with Leut this whole time. How was I so blind to this obvious storybook romance?
    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      CookingWithCumin wrote: »
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      @kindalikevelma + @leut_underpants

      done, success rate increased

      Trust me, I’ve tried. He keeps shooting me down and calling me kid. He’s an ageist, that one.
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
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      Or. Undressing.

      Cheeky.😏
    • Posts: 1,624 Member
      I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
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      leut_underpants wrote: »
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      The dichotomy here is spellbinding, I love it. I don't know whether I'm turned on or offended. :laugh:

      FWIW, I was recompiling kernels and writing bsd firewalls when you were still in your pull ups.

      The more you reveal your age, the harder I fall. You stop it.
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      CookingWithCumin wrote: »
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      I award you @RomaineCalm

      She's a little wilted these days, but she becomes more palatable if you dowse her in the right dressing.

      Sorry to rain on the love match parade here but I'm contaminated, not wilted, and therefore I'm not so palatable no matter what dressing is used.
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