The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Still waiting on my next match. Customer service in this place is terrible! Totally writing a Yelp review.

    Men who are trees don't grow on trees

    Tell me about it. :'(

    Except for me but I'm seeking a short woman so my spawn is averaged out and not cursed to a life of breathing ozone

    I'm done spawning, so that should be added to my list of requirements - no more giant babies!
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.

    I wondered what was so sticky.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.

    I wondered what was so sticky.

    But sweet!
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.

    I wondered what was so sticky.

    But sweet!

    You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
    .....And badgers, honey badgers.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.

    I wondered what was so sticky.

    But sweet!

    You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
    .....And badgers, honey badgers.

    Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.

    I wondered what was so sticky.

    But sweet!

    You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
    .....And badgers, honey badgers.

    Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.

    Y'all ever heard of trimm'in a quote? FFS
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.

    I wondered what was so sticky.

    But sweet!

    You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
    .....And badgers, honey badgers.

    Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.

    Nor do we need lapel pins, but here I am. Waiting to be pricked :D:D:D:D
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    @SirMxyzptlk
    Apologies, I'll cut you out in future.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
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    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.

    I wondered what was so sticky.

    But sweet!

    You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
    .....And badgers, honey badgers.

    Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.

    Y'all ever heard of trimm'in a quote? FFS

    I haven't heard it called trim since junior high...
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.

    Ohhh is that what you were doing? I thought we were playing a different game...
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Nor do we need lapel pins, but here I am. Waiting to be pricked :D:D:D:D

    Have I got a prick for you!

    @RhiAnLewis17 meet @Motorsheen!

    I now pronounce you matched for all eternity. Strip nekkid and frolic!
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.

    P.S. "unofficial" for matchmaking people like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk

    I appreciate the other "officializing" you did on me.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    Oh it just gets better and better. Clearly I won't be getting any work done today. 😂😂
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    ❤❤❤❤
    Also, #sendnudes.

    so firstly be careful with that because mods don't like that joke

    second

    I second this motion, let em flow yo
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  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    ❤❤❤❤
    Also, #sendnudes.

    so firstly be careful with that because mods don't like that joke

    second

    I second this motion, let em flow yo

    No worries. I'll just text her the pics 😉
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I can revoke this though, and do.
    She deserves better.

    Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?

    ❤❤❤❤
    Also, #sendnudes.

    so firstly be careful with that because mods don't like that joke

    second

    I second this motion, let em flow yo

    No worries. I'll just text her the pics 😉

    cool, lets get a group message going
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    The only match I'm backing so far is george5911 and nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Excuse you. I match you with @carnivore now. You'll never be eaten again with that attitude

    I'll assume that woo came from you.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.
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  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    Oh it just gets better and better. Clearly I won't be getting any work done today. 😂😂

    hows that diff than any other day?

    Very different!
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    The only match I'm backing so far is george5911 and nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Excuse you. I match you with @carnivore now. You'll never be eaten again with that attitude

    I'll assume that woo came from you.

    Just added my hug. Not me ;-)

    Well then someone is drunk high fiving me. Cool. B)
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.

    That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.
    george5911 wrote: »
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.

    That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.

    Agreed.
    But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.

    This is a great point George
  • bethberryjuice
    bethberryjuice Posts: 23 Member
    I'm so late to the party, but I'm definitely interested!
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.
    george5911 wrote: »
    The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.

    Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.

    IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.

    Who watched that show "Love Connection"?

    Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
    I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.

    That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.

    Agreed.
    But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.

    Did you read the part where I said I'm happy AF? No? So ignored.

    😂😂😂
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    What the heck happened in here overnight? I missed the entire matchmaking party.
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