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  • ogma6
    ogma6 Posts: 14 Member
    Why do drive-up ATM machines have braille on the buttons? If you are that blind, hoi w did you drive there?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Bottled water companies do not produce water, they produce plastic bottles.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Garlic is an anticoagulant. Eating garlic to ward off vampires is actually propaganda by vampires to make humans bleed more efficiently.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    Cleaning your ear canal with q-tips is a BAD idea. If you have excessive ear wax it's not because you aren't a clean person. Wax builds up from the inside out and some people just produce more of it than others. Using q-tips isn't gonna get that impacted chunk of wax out, but it will push it in farther and impact it harder/denser. It's also a blind sweep so you could end up injuring your eardrum.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    sarjenki wrote: »
    Cleaning your ear canal with q-tips is a BAD idea. If you have excessive ear wax it's not because you aren't a clean person. Wax builds up from the inside out and some people just produce more of it than others. Using q-tips isn't gonna get that impacted chunk of wax out, but it will push it in farther and impact it harder/denser. It's also a blind sweep so you could end up injuring your eardrum.

    The instructions actually say not to stick it in the ear but use it around the ear.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    sarjenki wrote: »
    Cleaning your ear canal with q-tips is a BAD idea. If you have excessive ear wax it's not because you aren't a clean person. Wax builds up from the inside out and some people just produce more of it than others. Using q-tips isn't gonna get that impacted chunk of wax out, but it will push it in farther and impact it harder/denser. It's also a blind sweep so you could end up injuring your eardrum.

    The instructions actually say not to stick it in the ear but use it around the ear.

    That labeling was probably brought about by someone trying to sue the q-tip makers. I imagine most people who use them stick them in their ear canal. I use them to apply antibiotic ointments to my kids' boo boos but I'm probably in the minority.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Since dust is partly made of human cells, an old library isn’t just a collection of books but also a collection of the people who walk through it.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Maroon 5 is what a pumpkin spiced latte would sound like if it started a band.
  • thepainmaker88
    thepainmaker88 Posts: 365 Member
    Whoever proof read Hitlers speeches must have been a grammar Nazi
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    87.3 percent of the world's population will believe any oddly specific statistic you give them.
  • thepainmaker88
    thepainmaker88 Posts: 365 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    87.3 percent of the world's population will believe any oddly specific statistic you give them.

    This feels like a trap
  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 695 Member
    edited February 2019
    Does anyone on earth look great in a swim cap?
  • guil0095
    guil0095 Posts: 327 Member
    Why is it that when everything is going great in life, something in your house has to break? :s
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • trumpet38
    trumpet38 Posts: 228 Member
    Wibble, Wibble, I'm a teapot....
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    We communicate mostly by silently touching glass.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Gum is basically a chew toy for humans.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 695 Member
    Why can’t I find a decent LBD in the Bitmoji wardrobe?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The syllables in “on your mark, get set, go” are a countdown.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    According to a survey in
    Mens Journal 17% of Americans sleep naked.
    I think they are all members of MFP.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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