We broke up because...
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He was too vanilla0
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She wasn't kinky enough0
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I snore and sound like a tractor engine0
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She wanted too much beauty sleep..0
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He needed a lot more beauty sleep0
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She wouldn't let me catch her0
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She was always saying eeny, meeny, miny, moe0
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He renamed himself tigger and forced me to call him that0
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She kept trying to fit into my suit case whenever I had to travel for work. It was a turn on at first but then got weird0
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She had too much baggage
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Left all my protein cups to mold in his truck0
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I died.. him and his dutch ovens 0
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She died0
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Nm... Lag again... Lol0
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Coz he likes his Weetbix soggy0
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She kept borrowing my clothes, and looked better in them than I did.0
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She was always wearing my clothes0
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