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We broke up because...

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  • Bill9160Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member
    She was always wearing my clothes
  • liftorgohomeliftorgohome Member Posts: 25,356 Member Member Posts: 25,356 Member
    He liked wearing women's clothes
  • AliNouveauAliNouveau Member Posts: 35,122 Member Member Posts: 35,122 Member
    He took my dresses and tore all the seams when he'd put them on
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,583 Member Member Posts: 27,583 Member
    She didn't send the goods she promised. (Baked goods)
  • AliNouveauAliNouveau Member Posts: 35,122 Member Member Posts: 35,122 Member
    All he wanted me for was my baking
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,583 Member Member Posts: 27,583 Member
    She won't accept my fr and msg
    edited March 2019
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,824 Member Member Posts: 242,824 Member
    He came home with a rash.. :D
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,583 Member Member Posts: 27,583 Member
    She's so naughty.. out of my league.. 😇
  • ElC_76ElC_76 Member Posts: 3,054 Member Member Posts: 3,054 Member
    Coz we were never together.. :smile:
    edited March 2019
  • TankiscoolTankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member
    Sky was never really their limit.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,824 Member Member Posts: 242,824 Member
    He was too innocent.. :D
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,583 Member Member Posts: 27,583 Member
    He snores

    Lag...


    She got somebody else..
    edited March 2019
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,824 Member Member Posts: 242,824 Member
    He kept calling me a he
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,583 Member Member Posts: 27,583 Member
    Welp... You keep asking to wear a dress.. role reversal.. hellooo
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,824 Member Member Posts: 242,824 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Welp... You keep asking to wear a dress.. role reversal.. hellooo

    :laugh:

    He decided he liked going it "alone" ;)
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,824 Member Member Posts: 242,824 Member
    Zita2019 wrote: »
    She had 25 different husbands spread across Australia 😜

    Shhh, they don't know about each other :D

    You said she liked men better :/
  • Bill9160Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member
    She wanted me to move to Australia...there are too many things that want to kill me down there....including her
  • UntilProudUntilProud Member Posts: 273 Member Member Posts: 273 Member
    I wasn't dope enough on the dope meter...also, she's really *kitten* cool so the next one to date her...you're one lucky person!
  • Bill9160Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member
    He was very wordy and difficult to follow
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,583 Member Member Posts: 27,583 Member
    He just stares behind those glasses
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