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• slinkybinkydog Member Posts: 38,961 Member Member Posts: 38,961 Member

  Didn’t have the right parts lol

  May 21, 2019 9:52PM

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• Bridge_marie Member Posts: 9,795 Member Member Posts: 9,795 Member

  Her slinky collection was getting out of hand

  May 22, 2019 12:46AM

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• Tankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member

  She never told me her name, too distant

  May 22, 2019 12:49AM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 36,288 Member Member Posts: 36,288 Member

  I didn't think tanks are cool

  May 22, 2019 1:57AM edited May 2019

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• anitaplus4 Member Posts: 3,338 Member Member Posts: 3,338 Member

  She isn't into tanks 😂

  May 22, 2019 2:02AM

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• terrordawg Member Posts: 18,447 Member Member Posts: 18,447 Member

  She broke through the front wall of my house in a tank to pick me up on our date

  May 22, 2019 1:31PM

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• THS2HASPASSED Member Posts: 1,055 Member Member Posts: 1,055 Member

  I was too old for her

  May 22, 2019 8:54PM

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• Dazzler21 Member Posts: 1,249 Member Member Posts: 1,249 Member

  I didn't realise she was a he

  May 22, 2019 9:07PM

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• MzIrish Member Posts: 11,830 Member Member Posts: 11,830 Member

  he couldnt stay focused on training

  May 23, 2019 1:18PM

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• TheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member

  She was too intense in tents which made it tense

  May 23, 2019 4:06PM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 258,000 Member Member, Premium Posts: 258,000 Member

  He had more jiggle when he wiggled than me. I was jealous

  May 23, 2019 8:47PM

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• mattig89ch Member Posts: 2,642 Member Member Posts: 2,642 Member

  She loved the ocean more then me

  July 21, 2019 11:42PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,034 Member Member Posts: 188,034 Member

  He didn't approve of my love for nature

  July 22, 2019 1:35AM

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• jillcarslake Member Posts: 977 Member Member Posts: 977 Member

  She had more style then me

  July 22, 2019 1:46PM

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• jedoubleday Member Posts: 477 Member Member Posts: 477 Member

  she said my pup took better selfies then me

  July 22, 2019 1:49PM

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• mattig89ch Member Posts: 2,642 Member Member Posts: 2,642 Member

  He wouldn't let me take his dog on walkies

  July 22, 2019 3:38PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 188,034 Member Member Posts: 188,034 Member

  He never wanted to take walks with me

  July 23, 2019 9:31AM

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• TheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member

  She wouldn't wear the lead and it was sparkly and everything

  July 23, 2019 11:38AM

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• MzIrish Member Posts: 11,830 Member Member Posts: 11,830 Member

  was too into sparkly things

  July 23, 2019 11:53AM

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