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• jillcarslake Posts: 819Member Member Posts: 819Member Member

  She had more style then me

  July 22, 2019 1:46PM

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• jedoubleday Posts: 477Member Member Posts: 477Member Member

  she said my pup took better selfies then me

  July 22, 2019 1:49PM

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• mattig89ch Posts: 1,728Member Member Posts: 1,728Member Member

  He wouldn't let me take his dog on walkies

  July 22, 2019 3:38PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 171,659Member Member Posts: 171,659Member Member

  He never wanted to take walks with me

  July 23, 2019 9:31AM

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• TheMrWobbly Posts: 1,275Member Member Posts: 1,275Member Member

  She wouldn't wear the lead and it was sparkly and everything

  July 23, 2019 11:38AM

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• MzIrish Posts: 11,140Member Member Posts: 11,140Member Member

  was too into sparkly things

  July 23, 2019 11:53AM

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• jedoubleday Posts: 477Member Member Posts: 477Member Member

  Her hot to my not ratio was way off and she didn't answer my friend request.. or did she lol

  July 23, 2019 12:04PM edited July 23

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• AliNouveau Posts: 33,178Member Member Posts: 33,178Member Member

  he was too into sparkly things

  July 25, 2019 7:27PM

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• epr31295 Posts: 5,583Member Member Posts: 5,583Member Member

  She was old enough to be my mother!

  July 25, 2019 7:51PM

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• kam26001 Posts: 2,670Member Member Posts: 2,670Member Member

  I caught him spanking my hamster. You had no right!

  July 25, 2019 8:08PM

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• PaperDoll_ Posts: 9,715Member Member Posts: 9,715Member Member

  He kept insisting I kiss his hamster's behind to make it better.

  July 25, 2019 10:56PM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,493Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,493Member, Premium Member

  I caught her kissing hamster butt

  July 25, 2019 10:58PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 171,659Member Member Posts: 171,659Member Member

  I couldn't figure out her fascination with Hamsters

  July 25, 2019 11:00PM

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• Tigg_er Posts: 15,825Member Member Posts: 15,825Member Member

  She never petted my Hamster

  July 26, 2019 4:45AM

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• Masyn88 Posts: 848Member Member Posts: 848Member Member

  He refused to accept that I referred to a joint of pork as a ham-ster. I like to have fun with words AND food - why can't you just live with that?!?!

  July 26, 2019 2:03PM

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• liftorgohome Posts: 22,599Member Member Posts: 22,599Member Member

  She didn't like that I was a pig farmer.

  July 26, 2019 2:08PM

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• Masyn88 Posts: 848Member Member Posts: 848Member Member

  He didn't like that I named all his pigs after the people on "The Office"

  July 26, 2019 2:10PM

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• liftorgohome Posts: 22,599Member Member Posts: 22,599Member Member

  She was always pigging out when it was taco Tuesday. She didn't leave any taco's for me.

  July 26, 2019 2:15PM

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• chrysalis910 Posts: 6Member Member Posts: 6Member Member

  he had an irrational aversion to flatulence.

  July 26, 2019 2:16PM

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