We broke up because...

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  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She was old enough to be my mother!
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    I caught him spanking my hamster. You had no right!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He kept insisting I kiss his hamster's behind to make it better.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I caught her kissing hamster butt :s
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    I couldn't figure out her fascination with Hamsters
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She never petted my Hamster
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He refused to accept that I referred to a joint of pork as a ham-ster. I like to have fun with words AND food - why can't you just live with that?!?!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She didn't like that I was a pig farmer.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He didn't like that I named all his pigs after the people on "The Office"
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She was always pigging out when it was taco Tuesday. She didn't leave any taco's for me.
  • chrysalis910
    chrysalis910 Posts: 6 Member
    he had an irrational aversion to flatulence.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She would only sit on blankets - at the park, in the car, job interviews.... It became obsessive
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She always fated in her sleep.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He always cuddled a plush horse in his sleep; he called it his "night mare"
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She had night terrors about a horse, of course
  • Hayleylynn86
    Hayleylynn86 Posts: 64 Member
    I realized I was dating a woman 🤪
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
    I wasn’t her type.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She found out I was her teacher in Middle school!
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,508 Member
    It turned out they were my teacher!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He wouldn't wear the outfits I bought him.. geezus they're just see thru chaps :D