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• Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,093 Member Member Posts: 1,093 Member

  He refused to accept that I referred to a joint of pork as a ham-ster. I like to have fun with words AND food - why can't you just live with that?!?!

  July 26, 2019 2:03PM

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• liftorgohome Member Posts: 25,356 Member Member Posts: 25,356 Member

  She didn't like that I was a pig farmer.

  July 26, 2019 2:08PM

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• Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,093 Member Member Posts: 1,093 Member

  He didn't like that I named all his pigs after the people on "The Office"

  July 26, 2019 2:10PM

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• liftorgohome Member Posts: 25,356 Member Member Posts: 25,356 Member

  She was always pigging out when it was taco Tuesday. She didn't leave any taco's for me.

  July 26, 2019 2:15PM

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• chrysalis910 Member Posts: 6 Member Member Posts: 6 Member

  he had an irrational aversion to flatulence.

  July 26, 2019 2:16PM

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• Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,093 Member Member Posts: 1,093 Member

  She would only sit on blankets - at the park, in the car, job interviews.... It became obsessive

  July 26, 2019 2:17PM

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• liftorgohome Member Posts: 25,356 Member Member Posts: 25,356 Member

  She always fated in her sleep.

  July 26, 2019 2:18PM

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• Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,093 Member Member Posts: 1,093 Member

  He always cuddled a plush horse in his sleep; he called it his "night mare"

  July 26, 2019 7:21PM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 35,054 Member Member Posts: 35,054 Member

  She had night terrors about a horse, of course

  July 26, 2019 10:25PM

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• Hayleylynn86 Member Posts: 64 Member Member Posts: 64 Member

  I realized I was dating a woman 🤪

  July 31, 2019 7:35AM

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• calno8294 Member Posts: 658 Member Member Posts: 658 Member

  I wasn’t her type.

  July 31, 2019 4:28PM

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• epr31295 Member Posts: 6,080 Member Member Posts: 6,080 Member

  She found out I was her teacher in Middle school!

  July 31, 2019 4:50PM

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• TheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,049 Member Member Posts: 2,049 Member

  It turned out they were my teacher!

  July 31, 2019 5:27PM

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• slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,216 Member Member Posts: 242,216 Member

  He wouldn't wear the outfits I bought him.. geezus they're just see thru chaps

  July 31, 2019 9:23PM

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• calno8294 Member Posts: 658 Member Member Posts: 658 Member

  She was buying everyone see through chaps!

  August 1, 2019 12:10AM

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• mattig89ch Member Posts: 2,516 Member Member Posts: 2,516 Member

  She wouldn't wear them for me

  August 1, 2019 12:34AM

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• TheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,049 Member Member Posts: 2,049 Member

  She saw right through me

  August 1, 2019 8:24AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,216 Member Member Posts: 242,216 Member

  He was transparent in everything.. no mystery..

  August 1, 2019 8:38AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,216 Member Member Posts: 242,216 Member

  Gustaaf85 wrote: »

  Wait...What? When did we broke up?

  
  Nooo, we didn't

  August 1, 2019 8:56AM

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• calno8294 Member Posts: 658 Member Member Posts: 658 Member

  Because he’s been seeing someone else!

  August 1, 2019 12:45PM

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