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• mattig89ch Member Posts: 2,636 Member Member Posts: 2,636 Member

  He wouldn't let me take his dog on walkies

  July 22, 2019 3:38PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 184,897 Member Member Posts: 184,897 Member

  He never wanted to take walks with me

  July 23, 2019 9:31AM

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• TheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,357 Member Member Posts: 2,357 Member

  She wouldn't wear the lead and it was sparkly and everything

  July 23, 2019 11:38AM

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• MzIrish Member Posts: 11,830 Member Member Posts: 11,830 Member

  was too into sparkly things

  July 23, 2019 11:53AM

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• jedoubleday Member Posts: 477 Member Member Posts: 477 Member

  Her hot to my not ratio was way off and she didn't answer my friend request.. or did she lol

  July 23, 2019 12:04PM edited July 2019

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 36,288 Member Member Posts: 36,288 Member

  he was too into sparkly things

  July 25, 2019 7:27PM

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• epr31295 Member Posts: 6,180 Member Member Posts: 6,180 Member

  She was old enough to be my mother!

  July 25, 2019 7:51PM

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• kam26001 Member Posts: 2,799 Member Member Posts: 2,799 Member

  I caught him spanking my hamster. You had no right!

  July 25, 2019 8:08PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 24,749 Member Member Posts: 24,749 Member

  He kept insisting I kiss his hamster's behind to make it better.

  July 25, 2019 10:56PM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 251,266 Member Member, Premium Posts: 251,266 Member

  I caught her kissing hamster butt

  July 25, 2019 10:58PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 184,897 Member Member Posts: 184,897 Member

  I couldn't figure out her fascination with Hamsters

  July 25, 2019 11:00PM

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• Tigg_er Member Posts: 18,264 Member Member Posts: 18,264 Member

  She never petted my Hamster

  July 26, 2019 4:45AM

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• Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,207 Member Member Posts: 1,207 Member

  He refused to accept that I referred to a joint of pork as a ham-ster. I like to have fun with words AND food - why can't you just live with that?!?!

  July 26, 2019 2:03PM

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• liftorgohome Member Posts: 25,463 Member Member Posts: 25,463 Member

  She didn't like that I was a pig farmer.

  July 26, 2019 2:08PM

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• Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,207 Member Member Posts: 1,207 Member

  He didn't like that I named all his pigs after the people on "The Office"

  July 26, 2019 2:10PM

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• liftorgohome Member Posts: 25,463 Member Member Posts: 25,463 Member

  She was always pigging out when it was taco Tuesday. She didn't leave any taco's for me.

  July 26, 2019 2:15PM

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• chrysalis910 Member Posts: 6 Member Member Posts: 6 Member

  he had an irrational aversion to flatulence.

  July 26, 2019 2:16PM

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• Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,207 Member Member Posts: 1,207 Member

  She would only sit on blankets - at the park, in the car, job interviews.... It became obsessive

  July 26, 2019 2:17PM

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• liftorgohome Member Posts: 25,463 Member Member Posts: 25,463 Member

  She always fated in her sleep.

  July 26, 2019 2:18PM

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