We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    ...cuz I'm a sh***y girlfriend
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
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    We couldn’t stop fighting over who was more of a sh***y girlfriend.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't give it up enough. My god a man has his needs!! :'(
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    He refused to wear anything with sleeves... Batmitzah - no sleeves, outdoor Canadian wedding - no sleeves, performing surgery - well, you get it...
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was terrible in bed, not very flexible.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    He had trouble with our alternative lifestyle. ;)
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    he was vegan.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I caught her spitting on my vegetables
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    🤐(didn't want to get banned).. 😆
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    We didn't did we?
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Nah. We didn't...😚🤗 Morning
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    Nah. We didn't...😚🤗 Morning

    Morning 🤗
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    she didn't like moist tomatoes
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she planted too many tomato plants. I couldn't see the front pathway!
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,370 Member
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    She kept pruning my lovely tomato plants and ruined the shady spot on the front porch :rage:
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He stepped on my pot plants. Medical ones
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,370 Member
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    She didn't believe me when I swore the coca plants were only for making cola, and occasional help for breathing at high altitudes.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She didn't know the difference between shes and hes :)
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    All he did was watch kids movies, the same ones over and over again. No variety.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    He always skipped leg day - NOT LEG DAY MAN!

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