Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    A small black notebook. Inside this notebook are cut out pictures of mfp forum goers. Some have line draw connecting them. Others have butts drawn on their faces, and still others have hearts drawn around them. A select few have a Large X drawn over the face. Im still working on deciphering her code.

    Some names are even written in scratch n sniff ink
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    A small black notebook. Inside this notebook are cut out pictures of mfp forum goers. Some have line draw connecting them. Others have butts drawn on their faces, and still others have hearts drawn around them. A select few have a Large X drawn over the face. Im still working on deciphering her code.

    A large blonde wig. Whenever he goes out to lunch with coworkers he will put it on and pretend to be Dolly Parton. He won’t answer unless he is addressed as “Miss Dolly” .
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Two boiled eggs and a stick of summer sausage. She asks men with mullets if they'd like any protein, while winking and licking her lips
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A small cubic zirconium. He likes to show it to any nurses he might meet and tell them that he once got so constipated that now he can only poop diamonds. He feels that improves his chances of getting a date.
  • Pandemonium_
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    An autographed Billy Blanks, Tae Bo(tm) sweat rag. She pulls it out daily, loudly inhales the scent, sighs and yells "TAE BO"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Chop sticks.. he doesn't use them to eat with but to scratch himself in unreachable places
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Coffee grounds. She pulls them out and throws them at people who walk slowly in front of her and yells "You need some pep in your step!" goodday
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
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    Popcorn
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Ring pops. She places them on her toes and licks them. All in an effort to increase her dexterity.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Ants.. because he did have cupcake crumbs in there
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,313 Member
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    Cigs...lighter and a bottle opener.. oh six pack of beer .. she got a big pouch.😝
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    Cigs...lighter and a bottle opener.. oh six pack of beer .. she got a big pouch.😝

    :o did you just say I have a " big pouch" :noway:

    Pizza.. in case he gets hungry
  • ctadams2827
    ctadams2827 Posts: 129 Member
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    It's not a banana
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Boomerang
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A single legume. Whenever he farts he pulls it out and yells “it’s Not beans that make me toot, it’s a legume!!!”
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
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    LMAO
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A taped Seinfeld laugh track on a mini tape player in one pocket and a sign with a laughing emoji and "LOL" on it in the other. He thinks its hilarious to play the tape and show the sign instead of actually laughing.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A cane, orthapedic shoes and a long white beard. He puts them on whenever people are late and he has to wait for them.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Vinegar and baking soda so she can foam at the mouth whenever someone wont stop talking to her. She also goes into faux convulsions if she really dislikes them
  • pizzamyheart
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    The center of a toilet paper roll. He pulls it out when he’s talking to people to use it as a microphone. Sometimes he’ll even sing a song.

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