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    • Posts: 415 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
      Always line up for a concert at least 12 hours early. If you’re lucky they may use a jackhammer right where you’re standing!!!! Yay!!
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      Anyone else think he's gonna lose his foot doing it that way!
    • Posts: 849 Member
      I am sure someone turned off the electric fence, It is safe to grab hold of now.
    • Posts: 849 Member
      Sure treat the red stoplight as a stop sign, it is late at night, you will never get caught.
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      1sphere wrote: »
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      I’m pretty sure she meant to do it
      She was so embarrassed 😂
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
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      She was so embarrassed 😂

      I was embarrassed, 🤦‍♀️
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
      Never read to your children. You don’t want a bunch of brainiacs

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    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      CanesGalactica wrote: »
      Rub your eyes with your hands or fingertips after you cut peppers or onions for an extremely pleasant and rewarding experience.

      Or when you eat Ghost Pepper salt.
    • Posts: 1,836 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
      Ask a pregnant lady or anyone with more than two kids if they “know how that happens”. It’s super amusing.

      Better yet, ask them "So ya trying to make your own basketball team?" or "Hey you got enough for a soccer team!" they just LOVE that
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
      Iv got some priceless advice for ya.

      Always act first, think later. Don't get bogged down with the finer details.

      Also, people love surprise dodgeball.
    • Posts: 1,980 Member
      pizzamyheart wrote: »
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      Better yet, ask them "So ya trying to make your own basketball team?" or "Hey you got enough for a soccer team!" they just LOVE that

      Reminds me of after my mom & dad's 7th child was born one of dad's co-workers asked him "Catholic or careless?" Dad told him "Passionate Protestant" (he wasn't but it was a good line).

      And always pet random dogs without asking the owner first. It's always appreciated.
    • Posts: 22,001 Member
      edited October 2019
      MelG7777 wrote: »
      To romantically wooo a women....ask her one of the following:
      “What kind of panties are you wearing?”
      Or
      “Natural, bare or trimmed”

      Preferably but the 1st or 2nd time you’ve chatted.

      We’ve heard these questions very rarely but we sure do love them!

      I'm sorry but I must have missed the answers o:)
    • Posts: 2,153 Member
      GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
      Definitely should crush on as many coworkers as possible. Makes the day go by faster.

      This would make life terribly awkward...I'm in!
    • Posts: 22,001 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
      Forget what you’ve heard about grease fires and water. It’s really the best way to take care of it.

      So you was cooking again hu :D
    • Posts: 20,510 Member
      Traffic Signals are Merely Suggestions.....

      Besides, it's not like God ever said "Red means Stop!".
    • Posts: 3,678 Member
      Hitchhiking is a great way to travel.....especially if you're alone😉👍


    • Posts: 22,001 Member
      Tinydancer106 wrote: »
      Hitchhiking is a great way to travel.....especially if you're alone😉👍


      Going my way ? B)
    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      Put some lemon 🍋 juice on it, it’ll heal right up!
    • Posts: 2,542 Member
      After you have been in a relationship for a while, to make sure they don't get too lazy, call out someone else's name when making love.
    • Posts: 84 Member
      Only eat white foods. If it's all white, it's alright. The whiter the better.

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