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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Life Happens...so go ahead and throw all caution to the wind. You can spend the next 4 or 5 years fixing it.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you are in a bad relationship have kids. They fix everything and are are super easy to raise.

    but they bring you closer togetherrrrrr
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    If someone doesn’t immediately respond to your text, you should probably send a duplicate, and also some follow up messages. Maybe even a call just to be safe.

    Or text them to let them know that you're calling and just call as soon as the text sends
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    quote-good-advice-is-something-a-man-gives-when-he-is-too-old-to-set-a-bad-example-francois-de-la-rochefoucauld-24-79-59.jpg.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Bad advice that's fun will always be better known than good advice that's dull no matter how useful it is.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Don't look at the shared family calendar and make sure to ask your wife what is happening in the upcoming week, every weekend.

    I do this already!!!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    Thoroughbreds love spurs
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    Make sure to complain extra hard when your SO doesn't pick up items from the store you forgot to put add to the shopping list, they will be more diligent next time around.
  • Nacho_Daddy
    Nacho_Daddy Posts: 846 Member
    Remove bacterial growth on your contacts with an overnight soak in oleoresin capsicum.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    If someone doesn’t immediately respond to your text, you should probably send a duplicate, and also some follow up messages. Maybe even a call just to be safe.

    This...is good. I do this. What’s your advice for the restraining order that happens after?!

    Restraining orders should be treated like a suggestion. Showing up to their home is a good way to show them how much they mean to you.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    go ahead and superimpose meaning into every slight gesture or word and convince yourself someone has feels for u when they dont

    This is also what I do!

    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Buy mfp premium

    ...and I haven’t done this yet but boy howdy am I close
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,663 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_k_AvAAQf-Tbk6SgI1fadZmPPx6nlJ6ZpmyGK90y2KYwsvOoq.

    I grew up with the same concept except it was olive oil fixes everything.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Who sez ya can't put metal in the microwave??k3ksmsbadnl4.jpg
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    This won't hurt a bit...
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    Just wait around til she dumps him. She'll pick you next for sure.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    Just wait around til she dumps him. She'll pick you next for sure.

    OK.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,663 Member
    He’s only being mean to you because he likes you and doesn’t know how to express his emotions.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    go ahead and answer that "i had a dream about u" text, it'll be fine
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    If things aren’t going great in your relationship, adding a baby will help bring you two together.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to "hey stranger" them after you ghosted 18 months prior. they're probably really looking forward to hearing from you after all this time

    Make sure you include “you look rly good” on any of their recent Instagram posts too.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    men are like jobs, don't leave one until you have another one lined up

    Once upon a time, I married someone like that.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    It is best to eat pizza whilst piping hot.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    You’re totally fine to drink the water in Mexico.

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