What screams "I'm very insecure"?

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    This just screams ‘I’m very insecure’ 😏

    Hope it was clear this was a joke 😁

    Of course.....i was not the one to disagree. If i was ever to actually disagree with someone i would try to disagree with a civil post. I dont ever click on the cowardly anonymous negative buttons. ;)

    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    Now I feel insecure. WTF man?!

    I would love to give you an awkwardly long hug to alleviete this feeling :)
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    This just screams ‘I’m very insecure’ 😏

    Hope it was clear this was a joke 😁

    Of course.....i was not the one to disagree. If i was ever to actually disagree with someone i would try to disagree with a civil post. I dont ever click on the cowardly anonymous negative buttons. ;)

    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally

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  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    This just screams ‘I’m very insecure’ 😏

    Hope it was clear this was a joke 😁

    Of course.....i was not the one to disagree. If i was ever to actually disagree with someone i would try to disagree with a civil post. I dont ever click on the cowardly anonymous negative buttons. ;)

    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally

    I think you are an awesome dillhole and appreciate the dillholeness you bring to the forums. I appreciate your talents :)
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    This just screams ‘I’m very insecure’ 😏

    Hope it was clear this was a joke 😁

    The explanation might be a sign of insecurity.
    My noncommittal use of the word might could also be a sign of insecurity.

    You know what else is a sign of insecurity? Not using MFP Premium which offers advanced security in the form of sixteen point encryption two factor password authentication as well as secure and discreet messaging and a private password-protected domain for blog posts and shared recipes. All for the low annual cost of
    knowing the annual cost is just another of the many perks of having MFP Premium!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    This just screams ‘I’m very insecure’ 😏

    Hope it was clear this was a joke 😁

    Of course.....i was not the one to disagree. If i was ever to actually disagree with someone i would try to disagree with a civil post. I dont ever click on the cowardly anonymous negative buttons. ;)

    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally


    I find this deeply, deeply offensive and will be reporting this to H.R. posthaste.

    Heh. Those are my initials
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    This just screams ‘I’m very insecure’ 😏

    Hope it was clear this was a joke 😁

    Of course.....i was not the one to disagree. If i was ever to actually disagree with someone i would try to disagree with a civil post. I dont ever click on the cowardly anonymous negative buttons. ;)

    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally


    I find this deeply, deeply offensive and will be reporting this to H.R. posthaste.

    Heh. Those are my initials

    well..... this certainly streamlines the process & I then hope you will address my complaint straightaway.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    This just screams ‘I’m very insecure’ 😏

    Hope it was clear this was a joke 😁

    Of course.....i was not the one to disagree. If i was ever to actually disagree with someone i would try to disagree with a civil post. I dont ever click on the cowardly anonymous negative buttons. ;)

    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally


    I find this deeply, deeply offensive and will be reporting this to H.R. posthaste.

    Heh. Those are my initials

    well..... this certainly streamlines the process & I then hope you will address my complaint straightaway.

    Noted. I’m mailing you a $1 off coupon to Chic-Fil-A
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    This just screams ‘I’m very insecure’ 😏

    Hope it was clear this was a joke 😁

    Of course.....i was not the one to disagree. If i was ever to actually disagree with someone i would try to disagree with a civil post. I dont ever click on the cowardly anonymous negative buttons. ;)

    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally


    I find this deeply, deeply offensive and will be reporting this to H.R. posthaste.

    Heh. Those are my initials

    well..... this certainly streamlines the process & I then hope you will address my complaint straightaway.

    Noted. I’m mailing you a $1 off coupon to Chic-Fil-A

    * exceeded expectations.

    I'll use it there this Sunday!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Ok, i am generally a pretty secure person. Sure i have moments of second guessing myself or insecurity, i am human. But in general im very okay with where im at, and what i do. That in itself sets people off sometimes to speculate insecurity. I make mistakes, i am wrong about things, and sometimes I dont read a room well. But i dont think any of that is insecurity, i think its just not being perfect. I approach life with, its good until its not, its true until its not, and its possible until its not. I have done well succeeding when it was thought silly to try, and i have learned a lot failing with an effort. I think its possible to be secure in general even if there are moments you are not, just like you wont get fat overeating a day when your normal routine is fitness and a conscious diet.

    This just screams ‘I’m very insecure’ 😏

    Hope it was clear this was a joke 😁

    Of course.....i was not the one to disagree. If i was ever to actually disagree with someone i would try to disagree with a civil post. I dont ever click on the cowardly anonymous negative buttons. ;)

    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally


    I find this deeply, deeply offensive and will be reporting this to H.R. posthaste.

    Heh. Those are my initials

    well..... this certainly streamlines the process & I then hope you will address my complaint straightaway.

    Noted. I’m mailing you a $1 off coupon to Chic-Fil-A

    * exceeded expectations.

    I'll use it there this Sunday!

    ...

    At least the line will be short
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    ... a person screaming "I'm insecure!" Duh. :laugh:
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Keeping up with the Joneses. Spending your hard earned money on expensive objects that you can't afford. Trying to stay so trendy, relevant and on point that your kids actually hide on the floorboards of the car when they see their friends driving by while they're riding with you.

    Desperately seeking attention by speaking the lingo of your kids, dressing like them and unable to carry any of it off. Spending all of your time taking selfies with filters, especially with the old thundermug in the background.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Keeping up with the Joneses. Spending your hard earned money on expensive objects that you can't afford. Trying to stay so trendy, relevant and on point that your kids actually hide on the floorboards of the car when they see their friends driving by while they're riding with you.

    Desperately seeking attention by speaking the lingo of your kids, dressing like them and unable to carry any of it off. Spending all of your time taking selfies with filters, especially with the old thundermug in the background.

    Welp, thanks to this post I just learned what a "thundermug" is. Never heard that term before.

    Thanks for teaching me (inadvertently) something new!
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please

    like

    "What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
    A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain


    ...but, you know, funny

    q: what’s blue and screams “i’m very insecure!”??

    a: a smurf’s inner voice after years of backhanded compliments and taking her for granted

    I mean, as far as jokes go, it's definitely not one that anybody is likely to get the answer to before the punchline is delivered?
  • Plague_Doktor
    Plague_Doktor Posts: 44 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please

    like

    "What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
    A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain


    ...but, you know, funny

    Like
    "What screams 'I'm very insecure?'"

    "http"
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please

    like

    "What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
    A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain


    ...but, you know, funny

    Like
    "What screams 'I'm very insecure?'"

    "http"

    Yes! But...maybe....in caps???
  • Plague_Doktor
    Plague_Doktor Posts: 44 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please

    like

    "What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
    A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain


    ...but, you know, funny

    Like
    "What screams 'I'm very insecure?'"

    "http"

    Yes! But...maybe....in caps???

    HTTP//??)!???!!!!
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please

    like

    "What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
    A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain


    ...but, you know, funny

    Like
    "What screams 'I'm very insecure?'"

    "http"

    Yes! But...maybe....in caps???

    HTTP//??)!???!!!!

    I feel like we have a winner. This thread has now come to a satisfying conclusion.
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Keeping up with the Joneses. Spending your hard earned money on expensive objects that you can't afford. Trying to stay so trendy, relevant and on point that your kids actually hide on the floorboards of the car when they see their friends driving by while they're riding with you.

    Desperately seeking attention by speaking the lingo of your kids, dressing like them and unable to carry any of it off. Spending all of your time taking selfies with filters, especially with the old thundermug in the background.

    Welp, thanks to this post I just learned what a "thundermug" is. Never heard that term before.

    Thanks for teaching me (inadvertently) something new!

    I had to consult the Google on this.
  • Roza42
    Roza42 Posts: 246 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Laughing too much

    Apologizing when you’ve done nothing wrong

    Making apologies or excuses for your home, appearance, children, etc

    Hunching shoulders


    Ugh...me ...all of it

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    that's all cute, but that's really only stuff that women do

    Except the hunching shoulders and laughing too much though especially hunching shoulders tend to be extreme cases or related to too much computer time.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please

    like

    "What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
    A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain


    ...but, you know, funny

    Like
    "What screams 'I'm very insecure?'"

    "http"

    This made me laugh
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.
  • cdubks88
    cdubks88 Posts: 3,573 Member
    edited October 2019
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally

    q2r722u3byrj.gif

    @George_of_the_Jungle
    Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard. :lol:

  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.

    Yeah, that guy 😒
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.

    Yeah, that guy 😒
    Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.

    zdkfhdzroidz.gif



  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.

    Yeah, that guy 😒
    Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.

    zdkfhdzroidz.gif



    Ugh. I wish I couldn't relate so hard. I had to provide evidence as why I needed to go to my office. You know, the place I work...