What screams "I'm very insecure"?

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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please

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    "What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
    A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain


    ...but, you know, funny

    Like
    "What screams 'I'm very insecure?'"

    "http"

    Yes! But...maybe....in caps???

    HTTP//??)!???!!!!

    I feel like we have a winner. This thread has now come to a satisfying conclusion.
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
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    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Keeping up with the Joneses. Spending your hard earned money on expensive objects that you can't afford. Trying to stay so trendy, relevant and on point that your kids actually hide on the floorboards of the car when they see their friends driving by while they're riding with you.

    Desperately seeking attention by speaking the lingo of your kids, dressing like them and unable to carry any of it off. Spending all of your time taking selfies with filters, especially with the old thundermug in the background.

    Welp, thanks to this post I just learned what a "thundermug" is. Never heard that term before.

    Thanks for teaching me (inadvertently) something new!

    I had to consult the Google on this.
  • Roza42
    Roza42 Posts: 246 Member
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    1sphere wrote: »
    Laughing too much

    Apologizing when you’ve done nothing wrong

    Making apologies or excuses for your home, appearance, children, etc

    Hunching shoulders


    Ugh...me ...all of it

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    that's all cute, but that's really only stuff that women do

    Except the hunching shoulders and laughing too much though especially hunching shoulders tend to be extreme cases or related to too much computer time.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please

    like

    "What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
    A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain


    ...but, you know, funny

    Like
    "What screams 'I'm very insecure?'"

    "http"

    This made me laugh
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
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    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.
  • cdubks88
    cdubks88 Posts: 3,573 Member
    edited October 2019
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally

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    @George_of_the_Jungle
    Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard. :lol:

  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
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    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.

    Yeah, that guy 😒
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.

    Yeah, that guy 😒
    Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.

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  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
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    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.

    Yeah, that guy 😒
    Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.

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    Ugh. I wish I couldn't relate so hard. I had to provide evidence as why I needed to go to my office. You know, the place I work...
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
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    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.

    Yeah, that guy 😒
    Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.

    zdkfhdzroidz.gif



    Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse

    You do have some awesome contouring skills tho
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
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    Dakase83 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.

    Yeah, that guy 😒
    Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.

    zdkfhdzroidz.gif



    Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse

    You do have some awesome contouring skills tho

    I try so heart
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Dakase83 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    ‘u dont need friends, u got me’

    Oh, so you know my ex?

    I see we dated the same person.

    Yeah, that guy 😒
    Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.

    zdkfhdzroidz.gif



    Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse

    You do have some awesome contouring skills tho

    I try so heart

    You’re just so stinkin adorable sometimes
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
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    cdubks88 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally

    q2r722u3byrj.gif

    @George_of_the_Jungle
    Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard. :lol:

    I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    cdubks88 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally

    q2r722u3byrj.gif

    @George_of_the_Jungle
    Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard. :lol:

    I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.

    So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cdubks88 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally

    q2r722u3byrj.gif

    @George_of_the_Jungle
    Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard. :lol:

    I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.

    So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know

    Yes and many other things, but it's the way they would've laughed about it having heard it. Or having read it.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cdubks88 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally

    q2r722u3byrj.gif

    @George_of_the_Jungle
    Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard. :lol:

    I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.

    So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know

    Yes and many other things, but it's the way they would've laughed about it having heard it. Or having read it.

    Ohh gotcha
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
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    cdubks88 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.

    I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally

    q2r722u3byrj.gif

    @George_of_the_Jungle
    Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard. :lol:

    I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.

    GG you totally made me laugh. i needed that... thanks :D