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• Cyberbartender Posts: 313Member Member Posts: 313Member Member

  He deadlift more than I did....

  October 26, 2019 9:04AM

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• TheMrWobbly Posts: 1,655Member Member Posts: 1,655Member Member

  She dressed up as a sexy cop and said I was under arrest for being too good in bed. 20 minutes later the charges were dropped and so was I.

  October 26, 2019 10:23AM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 229,056Member Member Posts: 229,056Member Member

  2 letters E.D

  October 26, 2019 11:45AM

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• Beka3695 Posts: 2,126Member Member Posts: 2,126Member Member

  She had “Freebird” on a constant loop.... after hearing the song 572 times in a row I decided enough was enough!

  October 26, 2019 12:39PM

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• Essenzookzee Posts: 1,758Member Member Posts: 1,758Member Member

  Yeah well one last time with Muskrat Love and i was gone.

  October 26, 2019 8:45PM

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• Beka3695 Posts: 2,126Member Member Posts: 2,126Member Member

  he had a REALLY big rat trap

  October 28, 2019 3:43PM

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• epr31295 Posts: 6,050Member Member Posts: 6,050Member Member

  She said I looked to old for her!

  October 28, 2019 4:05PM

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• KimO7471 Posts: 957Member Member Posts: 957Member Member

  He was always worried about his age and what people thought

  October 28, 2019 4:54PM

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• s131951 Posts: 3,333Member Member Posts: 3,333Member Member

  She chose Skippy.

  October 28, 2019 7:35PM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 229,056Member Member Posts: 229,056Member Member

  He had a hate for Roos, I had a pet one named Skippy

  October 28, 2019 7:49PM

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• s131951 Posts: 3,333Member Member Posts: 3,333Member Member

  I thought her kangaroo was chupacabra.

  October 28, 2019 7:50PM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 229,056Member Member Posts: 229,056Member Member

  Paranoid delusional.. 🤪

  October 28, 2019 9:16PM

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• s131951 Posts: 3,333Member Member Posts: 3,333Member Member

  Didn't see the beauty in things that were there or not. . . wouldn't call me by my real name, Scaramanga.

  October 28, 2019 9:21PM

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• happimess01 Posts: 2,885Member Member Posts: 2,885Member Member

  I found out he used to be a Russian mail order groom before we met

  October 28, 2019 9:24PM

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• Tigg_er Posts: 16,734Member Member Posts: 16,734Member Member

  I found out he was ordering Russian Mail Order Grooms

  October 28, 2019 9:32PM

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• s131951 Posts: 3,333Member Member Posts: 3,333Member Member

  
  Я просто хотел жить американской мечтой

  October 28, 2019 9:34PM

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• happimess01 Posts: 2,885Member Member Posts: 2,885Member Member

  he got fired from his job for hanging around the lactation room all day

  October 28, 2019 11:29PM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 229,056Member Member Posts: 229,056Member Member

  He was a mess

  October 28, 2019 11:35PM

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• PaperDoll_ Posts: 11,890Member Member Posts: 11,890Member Member

  Found out she used to be a Joseph.

  October 29, 2019 2:07AM

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• Beka3695 Posts: 2,126Member Member Posts: 2,126Member Member

  
  
  

  October 29, 2019 2:10AM

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