We broke up because...
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What kind of life if crying all the time? 😕0
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She was always smiling and laughing even in very inappropriate situations.0
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She was never inappropriate too vanilla
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Never let me use toppings on my vanilla0
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She wanted me to color my body hair red0
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He dyed his #@√%*# bleach blonde and got a weird rash 😬0
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She always had rug rash!0
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she said she was only dating me bcuz i was the cure for her sex addiction1
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His last relationship wore him right out 😂0
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She wanted to binge watch Fifty Shades of Grey every weekend.0
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He couldn’t keep up.0
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theresa120 wrote: »His last relationship wore him right out 😂
I said i was the cure
@melissa slept with a catheter under her pillow. I was paranoid0 -
I was incurable! 😉0
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Yep she prowled the forums like a dog in heat lol0
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He repeatedly ate the last of my gelato and pretended he knew nothing about it.0
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She was always waking me up at 3am to go buy her gelato.0
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She said I had a huge head and she was scared of having my baby0
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They were happy mess but I was a sad neat freak0
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The neat freak part didn't bother me but the crying all the time was a deal breaker.. I bought cornflakes once and she cried because a flake looked like her childhood dog Rover.. 😕1
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She would scream “Oh Mr. T” every time she finished. It was disconcerting.0
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He deadlift more than I did....0
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She dressed up as a sexy cop and said I was under arrest for being too good in bed. 20 minutes later the charges were dropped and so was I.0
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2 letters E.D
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She had “Freebird” on a constant loop.... after hearing the song 572 times in a row I decided enough was enough!0
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Yeah well one last time with Muskrat Love and i was gone.0
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he had a REALLY big rat trap0
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She said I looked to old for her!0
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He was always worried about his age and what people thought0
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She chose Skippy.0
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He had a hate for Roos, I had a pet one named Skippy1
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