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  • renydo2
    renydo2 Posts: 2,153 Member
    no it's ok - this rope will hold you
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if you're afraid she's about to move on with her new guy- don't wait any longer!

    text her a paragraph about that one night she made that AMAZING dinner that you don't know how to cook for yourself, and then ya'll sat up watching movies and snuggling. mention how much that night "really meant to you" as well.

    she'll remember that night and it'll make her so happy that you did too

    This is so *kitten* up. ❤️
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Do it.
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  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,663 Member
    If you want to get married just "accidentally forget" to take birth control for a week or so and not say anything about it. He’ll appreciate it in the long wrong.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    If you feel things are getting serious with your new girlfriend take her home to meet the family. If your wife likes her you know she's a keeper.

    🤣🤣🤣I almost ruined my phone on that one 🙌well played sir😉
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Young men trying to impress their gfs dad's should let him know how satisfied you make his daughter more details the better ya know to prove your worth!😉...if he asks you to follow him to the shed.....go!! 😎He's so gonna high five ya🙌
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Need a little extra cash, bump into a slow moving car in the carpark and fall down. Insurance companies have of lots of money and don't mind throwing it around.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Do overshare...when someone asks who are you? Even if it's a complete stranger. Spend at least 10 minutes telling them about your aches and pains, family drama, and how no one likes you at work and you just dont get it. Then thank them for asking.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Spray yourself in the eyes with windex to quickly clean your contacts without the hassle of having to remove them
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    If you're trying to impress a girl on a 1st date, put this on your car. Chicks dig it. bu3nxk8e3eua.jpg

    Also a sack in the back
  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 11,788 Member
    Yes you can pet him. He won't bite a stranger.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to cry after its over. she'll like seeing your sensitive side.

    If you take her to a sad movie, bring mace to squirt yourself with to cover any tears
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    She already knows that she's not nearly as hot as her sister; its okay to frequently remind her of this.

    She'll just appreciate that you're thinking of her family.

    Also, she'll be thrilled if you hit on her mum, her aunt and 2 sisters.. keep it all in the family.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    She already knows that she's not nearly as hot as her sister; its okay to frequently remind her of this.

    She'll just appreciate that you're thinking of her family.

    Also, she'll be thrilled if you hit on her mum, her aunt and 2 sisters.. keep it all in the family.

    Right?

    I mean, seriously...... if you don't ask, the answer is 'no' .
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    She already knows that she's not nearly as hot as her sister; its okay to frequently remind her of this.

    She'll just appreciate that you're thinking of her family.

    Also, she'll be thrilled if you hit on her mum, her aunt and 2 sisters.. keep it all in the family.

    Right?

    I mean, seriously...... if you don't ask, the answer is 'no' .

    Exactly.. and poor old, old aunty Bessie will be especially appreciative 😁
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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    When you're at the checkout line and they ask you if you've found everything, just say Why? Are you hiding the good stuff from me?
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Don't give UP on your dreams, keep on sleeping.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    If you find yourself comforting someone after a traumatic event try to leave them on an up with a comment like "Cool story Bro!"
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,663 Member
    You should invite that stranger in that’s staring at you with binoculars from the tree outside your house.

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