We broke up because...
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She didn't like that I decided to go grey.0
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she was going grey but still had no interest in 50 shades of grey0
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Was looking for a 51st shade apparently0
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His heart belonged to another0
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She never wanted to pick up the soap for me.0
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I'm allergic, so either me or the dog had to go...and he chose the dog.0
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I took the dog to the shelter because she was allergic, and she was gone when I got back. And I really miss that dog!
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Called me Rover and made me fetch his slippers each night. That *kitten* got old quick.
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banshee925 wrote: »She insisted on tongues.. I said no tongues woman!!! 😜
Aww, you loved it, you know it 😁😜
She wouldnt move to Australia, something about killer snakes 🐍0 -
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She expected me to tolerate either snakes or spiders, but I'm not that tolerant.
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Objected to the crocs in our backyard..
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She didn’t like me manhandling the crocs0
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The crocs were ugly shoes.... not crocodiles. She still wrestled them anyway0
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She took a hole puncher and put holes in all my shoes because she only liked crocs.0
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After her last relationship she was damaged and decided that she'd destroy my crocodile skin shoes and handbags 😧0
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She destroyed our bank account buying crocodile bags and shoes0
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Was way to frugal for me and used plastic bags from the grocery store as handbags. We have to split ways.0
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I refuse to pull her finger0
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He was not a risk taker little did he know by pulling my finger magic fairy dust will come out like a puff of smoke.
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She kept smoking angel dust which made her believe she poofed out fairy dust. Let’s just say we had to throw out the white carpet.0
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He couldn’t come to terms that it was him smoking the angel dust and was rubbing chocolate all over the white carpet and saying my fairy dust was the problem 🙄0
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She farted sparkle dust, what can I say that crap was everywhere 0
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She cursed all of the time, lt was like living with a Sailor.0
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She refused to understand the challenges of me being a superhero by night.0
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She always looked better in Hollywood sunglasses 😎1
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Everytime we took a picture together she zoomed in to only her face0
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Wouldn't let me have a turn at wearing the ossicones!0
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Tried to rip off my ossicones, but i told her before, they are glued to my head...AUCH!0
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