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  • LiftNRiotLiftNRiot Posts: 466Member Member Posts: 466Member Member
    Dont look both ways before crossing a street. You are wasting valuable time to get get to the other side. Trust your instincts and just go for it.
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Posts: 1,031Member Member Posts: 1,031Member Member
    Yes mr James Camron, you should get Celine Dion to sing the theme song for Titanic. Everyone would love it over and over and over and over and over and over and o er and over again!!!
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Posts: 1,031Member Member Posts: 1,031Member Member
    Yellow snow is a free lemon slushy
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Posts: 1,031Member Member Posts: 1,031Member Member
    Road signs/signals are just a suggestion and not a rule.
  • iMagoiMago Posts: 5,664Member Member Posts: 5,664Member Member
    if he's not responding to your texts, just go ahead and assume the absolute worst sis
  • MileysootMileysoot Posts: 23Member Member Posts: 23Member Member
    It’s true- she’s not hungry.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 9,330Member Member Posts: 9,330Member Member
    If she says she's fine... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Vikka_VVikka_V Posts: 8,508Member Member Posts: 8,508Member Member
    If your in an argument with someone, tell them to "JUST RELAX"
    ...they'll appreciate you looking out for their state of mind
  • Sunshine_And_SandSunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320Member Member Posts: 1,320Member Member
    Don’t snoop through your tween’s phone, and certainly don’t apply any parental controls. They deserve privacy; you probably can’t handle what you’d find there anyway so better to stay ignorant. Also parental controls may make them seem less cool than the other kids and that is definitely more important to their future than safety.
  • iMagoiMago Posts: 5,664Member Member Posts: 5,664Member Member
    ALWAYS tell her what a perfect angel she is and how she can do no wrong
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 5,167Member Member Posts: 5,167Member Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ALWAYS tell her what a perfect angel she is and how she can do no wrong

    it would not KILL u to occasionally do that though
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Posts: 1,844Member Member Posts: 1,844Member Member
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂
  • michaelroode1980michaelroode1980 Posts: 151Member Member Posts: 151Member Member
    drink 8 beers a night so you can have a good night sleep
  • nitaliebennitalieben Posts: 524Member Member Posts: 524Member Member
    More beer in the morning cures the hangover. They won't notice at work, you handle it like a pro.
  • michaelroode1980michaelroode1980 Posts: 151Member Member Posts: 151Member Member
    After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Posts: 1,031Member Member Posts: 1,031Member Member
    If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better
  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 770Member Member Posts: 770Member Member
    After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home

    Not before shotgunning three beers beforehand to celebrate a job well done
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,228Member Member Posts: 6,228Member Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better

    And if you already have kids. Put them in the middle of it. And ask them for advice about the divorce.
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