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  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    "The only reason I've
    been able to be so
    literarily successful
    is my focus has never,
    ever for one minute
    been writing."

    - Stephen King
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    Read one that got closed about eating 800 calories a day. Talking about feeling week. I suggest you try this diet
  • sugaswife14
    sugaswife14 Posts: 2 Member
    Sure go on a crash diet you definitely won't develop an eating disorder. (Thanks kendal smh)
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's yellling at you over something stupid, just reach out and jiggle her arm fat, she'll stop immediately.

    In my twenties I briefly dated a man who would grab the fat on my inner thigh and shout “thunder!” That ended well.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's yellling at you over something stupid, just reach out and jiggle her arm fat, she'll stop immediately.

    In my twenties I briefly dated a man who would grab the fat on my inner thigh and shout “thunder!” That ended well.

    Omg. I know someone that says “how does the horse eat corn?” And squeezes your inner thigh while yelling “crunch crunch crunch”. Wtf. Ew.

    Wtf 🤣
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's yellling at you over something stupid, just reach out and jiggle her arm fat, she'll stop immediately.

    In my twenties I briefly dated a man who would grab the fat on my inner thigh and shout “thunder!” That ended well.

    Omg. I know someone that says “how does the horse eat corn?” And squeezes your inner thigh while yelling “crunch crunch crunch”. Wtf. Ew.

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  • Bruceapple
    Bruceapple Posts: 2,027 Member
    Bring her toilet paper, she will love it.
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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    If at first you dont succeed, try, try, again. Just leave lots of dms, vm, texts. They'll realize you're amazing.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Always text while Marvin Gaye'n
  • indigoblu74
    indigoblu74 Posts: 86 Member
    Just pour some apple cider vinegar onnit.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Just buy it...worry about the monthly payments later
  • av_2905
    av_2905 Posts: 34 Member
    Remember to take the vegetables off of your double bacon cheeseburger to lower the calories you consume. ✌️
  • mtaratoot
    mtaratoot Posts: 14,808 Member
    Touch your face!
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me except for the divorced and single part.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me.
    And thank you. Its hard to get this gig without others trying to hone in on my territory.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me except for the divorced and single part.

    Lies. All lies. You hit the retail part. Thats all. 🤷‍♀️

    Stop trying to take my spot!!!
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me.
    And thank you. Its hard to get this gig without others trying to hone in on my territory.

    I love you ❤️
  • mtaratoot
    mtaratoot Posts: 14,808 Member
    Touch THEIR face!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    cheat on her/him.

    if you feel bad afterwards, then it means they're the one.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Become angry and hateful.. makes life more enjoyable
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Don’t pick up after your dogs. It makes walks more enjoyable for others.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,285 Member
    Upping the ante...
    iMago wrote: »
    cheat on her/him/them

    if you feel bad afterwards, then it means they're the one.


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