We broke up because...

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,021 Member
    He had *kitten* on his hand 💩 :D

    Haha this is better than mine. Dang it
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,449 Member
    Do we have to break up? Can't we try again 🤗
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    She told me I was the only one. But there were others. Lol
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She wanted a closed relationship....as in it was closed to me 😂
  • jjsavoh
    jjsavoh Posts: 135 Member
    She called herself Fritz
  • jjsavoh
    jjsavoh Posts: 135 Member
    edited May 2020
    jjsavoh wrote: »
    She called herself Fritz
    I don't rely on "Fritz" in my insults...

    ...

    wtf. Not me. And we broke up because you wanted to backpack across Alaska

  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,206 Member
    Too picky


    Like picking her nose , ears, teeth and .. oh NVM.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 13,476 Member
    She could never bear to hear the truth.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 8,716 Member
    she said the bottom right quadrant of my body was her third fav among all her exes. Not enough
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,021 Member
    She was such a bear in the mornings
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 13,476 Member
    She kept getting her genders confused. 🤷‍♀️
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,206 Member
    She said I never paid attention to her.. but always do.. dump me anyways. 😞
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,021 Member
    I'm slow. He broke up with me. I could never keep up.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,206 Member
    Omg.. found out how many guys she have..lil black book? More like encyclopedia . 🤯
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,206 Member
    Broke up? She's trying to feed me to the sharks! 😬
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 13,476 Member
    For the 127th time, I was leaning over to give you a hug...not to push you outta the boat.
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    She keeps forgetting to return my phone calls.....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 13,476 Member
    He never gave me his number 🙄
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,021 Member
    She have me the wrong #😔
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,206 Member
    edited May 2020
    Cat..128th time. She pushed me off the boat in sharks infested water🤯

    PoP...she said she was going for a run.. man.. she bolted and never returned.