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We broke up because...

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She shouted too much.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was always starting fights :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She's a fibber
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She's a fibber

    😯 Nahhh..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She never would lie to me even to spare my feelings 😒
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    the alarm clock went off.. but soon we will be reunited for the whole night, again.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Only gave his days to me, the nights belonged to PD
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was shared by too many
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She had many but I was allowed one...her
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wasnt happy with a Tuesday at 8am to 8:45 time slot
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She had many but I was allowed one...her

    Annnd?
    I didn't see a problem :D
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited May 2020
    Pretended she was blind when I confronted her about grabbing the neighbors *kitten*. Said she thought it was me.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Didn't like the way I said hello to the neighbors
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Pretended she was blind when I confronted her about grabbing the neighbors *kitten*. Said she thought it was me.

    I swear, I really thought it was you .. 🥺

    PD would never leave me.. she doesn't know where the cuff keys are 😄
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    😳 caught her grabbing somebody's.. oh nvm
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shared his yumyums with anybody :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Shard her body with yumyum
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wouldn't share his body with anyone before marriage and even then it was uncertain.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I thought she wanted me to share my booty before marriage :s
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shared his booty with everybody..
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    edited May 2020
    Her body was a temple, and I couldn't respect that
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    she didnt like me eating all her fries :D:D
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    He was always checking himself out in the mirror like a pet parakeet...

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  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    became jealous on my reflection
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    Thought he was Narcissus.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was more Dorian Grey than narcissus. wait...
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    Started calling me Lena and kept asking why I was walking through Mississippi.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Didn't think it was kool that I could spell Mississippi in 1.04 seconds - IVE BEEN PRACTICING SIBCE GRADE ONE!!!
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    made fun the fact that I had to say "Wed-nes-day" to spell Wednesday
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Pronounced the P in raspberries, the R in February, the L in almond and other equally atrocious and nigh on unspeakable linguistic acts

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