Random Thought For the Day

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I am so glad I live here and not there or there or there.
    I won’t be complaining about my state as much in the future. 😘
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I once cried because I had no shoes... until I met a man that had no feet.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Was the man then, and still the man now. Ugh love him so much.
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Metaphorically speaking,
    I burned the whole place down.

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  • Fizzysgirl
    Fizzysgirl Posts: 25 Member
    What's love got to do with it?
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited June 2020
    Before the internet. I had stare out the window to laugh at strangers...
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    edited June 2020
    I am trying to imagine what a room full or Pee-Wee Hermans laughing would sound like.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited June 2020
    Is it ironic that people need their glasses to see but need to see to fix their glasses ? Hmmm.
  • Mewwwww
    Mewwwww Posts: 95 Member
    Being a switch r difficurt.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    Maybe we need a parenting meme thead! All the mommies and daddies can commiserate.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Today I learned.
    During covid you can only sneeze into you own elbow. :s
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    I spent too much time in my life being attracted to a bad boy. :(
  • NorthStar77
    NorthStar77 Posts: 1,069 Member
    Why do women open their mouths when applying mascara?
    Does it stretch their eyelids or something?
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Finally...I can stop complaining about how cold it is... And start complaining about how hot is.