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  • Joeyd727Joeyd727 Member Posts: 1,210 Member Member Posts: 1,210 Member
    The first concert I've ever attended was ... The spice girls..OMG Posh was so hot until David Beckham ruined her


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  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.

    the sink works too

    I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.

    I reckon that they're just showin' off.....

    and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.
  • glassyoglassyo Member Posts: 5,210 Member Member Posts: 5,210 Member
    Boy, did *this* thread take a turn fast. :)
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.

    the sink works too

    I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.

    I reckon that they're just showin' off.....

    and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.

    I only dated womenz who lived in apartments with balconies.

    Probably best to start at the top floor and work your way down
  • will_it_go_round_in_circleswill_it_go_round_in_circles Member Posts: 981 Member Member Posts: 981 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.

    How do you write your name in the snow ?

    We don't get much snow. I used sand once though. I wasn't allowed back at that playground.

    Shame. Were your kids bummed?

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.

    the sink works too

    I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.

    I reckon that they're just showin' off.....

    and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.

    Omg I’d be so pissed that I cleaned the base of the toilet for nothing

    you don't do that unless you really like her
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.

    the sink works too

    I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.

    I reckon that they're just showin' off.....

    and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.

    Omg I’d be so pissed that I cleaned the base of the toilet for nothing

    you don't do that unless you really like her

    I have so much to learn
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member

    Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

    Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
  • Reckoner69_lmaoReckoner69_lmao Member Posts: 1,000 Member Member Posts: 1,000 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

    Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective

    If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

    Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective

    If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant

    You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
  • will_it_go_round_in_circleswill_it_go_round_in_circles Member Posts: 981 Member Member Posts: 981 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

    Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective

    If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant

    You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something

    Bananas?
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

    Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective

    If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant

    You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something

    Bananas?

    You get me
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

    Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective

    If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant

    You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something

    i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes
  • ThetwitchisbackThetwitchisback Member Posts: 462 Member Member Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

    Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective

    If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant

    You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something

    i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes

    😣
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

    Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective

    If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant

    You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something

    i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes

    😂😂😂
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me

    Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective

    If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant

    You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something

    i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes

    😣

    what i thought we were in the trust tree here I'm sorry
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