The Bad Advice Thread
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happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked
We both know I won’t though. 😏0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked
We both know I won’t though. 😏
She didn't get blocked, she just got friended on more channels. 😍
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked
We both know I won’t though. 😏
She didn't blocked, she just got friended on more channels. 😍
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
She wasn’t kidding guys........swoon.
Oh I never kid 😏1 -
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You don't have to use a condom as long as you pull out.1
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When she cooks you a nice, big, complicated meal , take a bite, put the fork down:
1. say meh
2. ask for peanut butter
3. put the plate on the floor and call the dog
4. turn away and start furiously texting1 -
All good relationships go through ups and downs and cheating is just one of the downs. No reason why you can't get past it.3 -
ladies- the only reason he's not texting you back is cause he's asleep and dreaming about you 🥰
so don't worry about a thing6 -
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When there are no seats available and a beautiful lady is looking around for somewhere to sit down tell her you'll clear off a place for her to sit then very deliberately wipe off your face.2
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If you're out for a hike with someone and a wild turkey comes out of the bushes and scares your companion and they shriek and push you in front of it (to "save" themself)
...they are a keeper! Thats true love, right there!3 -
i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you3
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you
Yes, and it gives you wrinkles, so "just relax, and forget about it"3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you
Yes, and it gives you wrinkles, so "just relax, and forget about it"
It also increases cortisol, and we all know what that does to you 🤷🏽♂️4 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.
I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽♂️🙈2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.
I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽♂️🙈
Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.
I'm curious now... Is it ghosting if it's a group setting as this? I've always more so thought of that as a one to one ratio type of thing...
Regardless I get your message 💕2 -
when they say
"im not interested in any drama"
they really mean it4 -
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The easiest way to hook up with a hot chick is to become roommates with her.3
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While at work every 15 minutes 7AM-9AM, go in the kitchen and empty the coffee pot in the sink. Your colleagues will appreciate the good humor.0
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if she tries to steal one of your shirts just tell her "no you'll stretch the neck hole out"3
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"Seriously ....If u had a chance to sleep with one my girlfriend's ,who would it be? ....I'm serious ..I won't get mad" 🙄4
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Tell her you think you're in love with her on your second date. She will be so enamored by your vulnerability and overjoyed to have finally found someone who truly sees and appreciates her on all levels, she won't ever let you go. Trust me on this.3
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Tell her you think you're in love with her on your second date. She will be so enamored by your vulnerability and overjoyed to have finally found someone who truly sees and appreciates her on all levels, she won't ever let you go. Trust me on this.
Ppff... I usually don't make it past the second text 🤷🏽♂️...
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not sure what to say to her?
just talk about the weather2 -
"chill, she's just a friend" is the single truest statement a man will ever make3
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
yes3
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