The Bad Advice Thread

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  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    edited August 2020
    Just do anything that someone follows up your hesitation with by saying "No balls!".

    Like, "Bro, go grab that electric fence with both hands and see how long you can hold on." and you're like "ummm... I dunno...", and they are like "No balls!".

    Nike that sh1t and just do it.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Make sure to 'like' all your social media posts as soon as you post them. It's the purest form of self love and your connections will love it.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK

    Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK

    Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠

    If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK

    Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠

    If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked

    We both know I won’t though. 😏
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited August 2020
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK

    Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠

    If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked

    We both know I won’t though. 😏

    She didn't get blocked, she just got friended on more channels. 😍

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK

    Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠

    If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked

    We both know I won’t though. 😏

    She didn't blocked, she just got friended on more channels. 😍

    😛😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,235 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK

    Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠

    She wasn’t kidding guys........swoon.
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK

    Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠

    She wasn’t kidding guys........swoon.
    ojjtznqxau8v.jpeg

    Oh I never kid 😏
  • kfarnworth2785
    kfarnworth2785 Posts: 46 Member
    You don't have to use a condom as long as you pull out.
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,128 Member
    When she cooks you a nice, big, complicated meal , take a bite, put the fork down:
    1. say meh
    2. ask for peanut butter
    3. put the plate on the floor and call the dog
    4. turn away and start furiously texting
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member

    All good relationships go through ups and downs and cheating is just one of the downs. No reason why you can't get past it.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies- the only reason he's not texting you back is cause he's asleep and dreaming about you 🥰
    so don't worry about a thing

    oh no, not that reoccurring nightmare again

  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    When there are no seats available and a beautiful lady is looking around for somewhere to sit down tell her you'll clear off a place for her to sit then very deliberately wipe off your face.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    If you're out for a hike with someone and a wild turkey comes out of the bushes and scares your companion and they shriek and push you in front of it (to "save" themself)
    ...they are a keeper! Thats true love, right there!
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you

    Yes, and it gives you wrinkles, so "just relax, and forget about it"
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you

    Yes, and it gives you wrinkles, so "just relax, and forget about it"

    It also increases cortisol, and we all know what that does to you 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,235 Member
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    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
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    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.

    I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽‍♂️🙈
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,235 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
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    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.

    I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽‍♂️🙈

    Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
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    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.

    I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽‍♂️🙈

    Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.

    I'm curious now... Is it ghosting if it's a group setting as this? I've always more so thought of that as a one to one ratio type of thing...

    Regardless I get your message 💕
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,235 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
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    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.

    I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽‍♂️🙈

    Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.

    I'm curious now... Is it ghosting if it's a group setting as this? I've always more so thought of that as a one to one ratio type of thing...

    Regardless I get your message 💕

    Idk....I’ve always thought of it as a 1 on 1 thing too. But....since mfp is one big family (your most important family really.....ok 2nd) I’m considering it one large group ghosting if you do it. People do it all the time here, right? Usually they come back though so now I wonder....is temporary ghosting a thing?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when they say
    "im not interested in any drama"

    they really mean it
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when they say
    "im not interested in any drama"

    they really mean it

    I had to double-check this thread, thought maybe I'd stumbled into the red flags one
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    The easiest way to hook up with a hot chick is to become roommates with her.