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    We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She thought skiing uphill would make her famous and
      Always wanted fame and fortune and no time for love
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She added Metamucil to all her meals so we could get more fiber; our water and toilet paper bill drastically went up as a result.
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      She was so concerned about the amount of toilet paper that she’d only let me use one square.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      She stopped using toilet paper all together... scooting her butt on the carpet wasn't a good look in front of the visiting Pastor :(
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      She wore her devil costume when the Pastor was over but wanted to judge my dog costume. 😤
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      PaperDoll_ wrote: »
      She wore her devil costume when the Pastor was over but wanted to judge my dog costume. 😤

      Nooo, I didn't judge your dog costume.. just the fresh nuggets you left on our carpet *sprays air freshner* 😆
    • Posts: 708 Member
      She put ranch dressing on her pizza
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      JFinn26 wrote: »
      She put ranch dressing on her pizza

      Now that's just hurtful 😫

    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      I accidentally called her a leprechaun once and I was shown to the door. 😭
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      She learned aussie insults too well.. 😭
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She'd use all the hairspray and left me straight and flat
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She loved the scent of hairspray and used it as air freshener, it was all so toxic.
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      edited May 2021
      I failed to submit all of the necessary paperwork and documentation in a timely fashion…
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      His OCD forced him to count every time I said the word "but" - it was annoying pain in the butt
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      edited May 2021
      I was intolerant of her random use of homophones…
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      Because I'm not the smartest, I thought homophones was a fear of calling people. He just shook his head in disbelief.
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      Although she searched diligently through and through, she was unable to find anything attractive about me, both inside and out…
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Oh the lies he told were big
    • Posts: 708 Member
      Her troll hair was just too much
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      He had tea and not coffee in that mug 😱
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      She was a coffee snob :(
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She was always crying into her coffee, nothing I did made her smile.
    • Posts: 3,428 Member
      She said I smiled too much, go figure
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      He never smiled.. only gas grimaced 🤭
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      All she fed me were beans and broccoli 🥴
    • Posts: 1,463 Member
      She wanted me to feed her!:P
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      I was kept in a cage and fed like a zoo animal.
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Kept making messes in her cage. I got tired of cleaning it.
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      It annoyed her that I always succumbed to peer pressure…
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      I kept getting calls from the High School Principal that he kept getting caught smoking in the bathroom with his Students 🚭

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