We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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👀😬😬 buuut… she kept eating my lactose free ice cream and replaced it with the other kind!😠 You know I’m allergic to regular ice cream, meany!😝1
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Said she was lactose intolerant to explain her gas problem. 💨🤢
Not buying it 😫
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She didn't want kids.0
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Sixteen_Tons wrote: »She didn't want kids.
He misunderstood when I said I didn't want any baby goats
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I was unable to maintain eye contact during conversation…0
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I'd always have to say " my eyes are up here!" When we'd talk about serious life matters.0
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Apparently, I was too short for her…0
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He didn't measure up
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She hated sunsets0
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I fell asleep too early to watch the sun go down 🌄0
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She spent 22 out of 24 hours sleeping - maybe I bored her?0
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I always ended my sentences in prepositions of…0
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He was consumed by idiomatics!0
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She was to good for me. Way out of my league. Was fun while it lasted though0
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He didn't like me🤷♀️0
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Chance 1632 was it for me
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She was heartless and never gave anyone a chance!0
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She was obsessed with the Wizard of Oz and would always compare me to the tinman or the scarecrow when I disagreed with her about anything!!!0
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Had no heart0
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He's convinced of having a baboon heart and Christian Slater, in the movie "Untamed Heart", is his hero,,,0
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She could never remember my #1 superhero,
Iron Man😍
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Always mocked my superhero... Frying Pan
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because he still wasn’t over his ex ):0
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I preferred to use vowels 🤷♀️0
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She used excessive vowels. She claimed it was the Canadian way but who puts a U in color? 🙄0
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Doesn't put U in colour 😱1
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She was always dipping me in colour. Too messy!0
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She organized my clothes by color, type, and brand.0
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Didn't appreciate my going that extra mile to make our home comfortable and smart!0
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