The Bad Advice Thread

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    why do you need to get her a gift for xmas when she's already got you?

    let ๐Ÿ‘ her ๐Ÿ‘ know ๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘ worth ๐Ÿ‘ kings
  • Drex_617
    Drex_617 Posts: 153 Member
    Come out to the coast.. have a few laughs..
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Anything that follows, "If it were me, I'd..."
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    call her "ma'am"
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    If it were me I'd break up with me
  • JJoyystick79
    JJoyystick79 Posts: 27 Member
    You should totally turn down the opportunity to show that super hot chick how to drive a stick...
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    If he says your face is not in the frame, believe him
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: ยป
    Be a total DB to the people who truly care about you. It makes total sense.

    {hugs}
  • Jennliftsandspins
    Jennliftsandspins Posts: 151 Member
    Tell her to relax and calm down.
  • Miss_Chiev0us_
    Miss_Chiev0us_ Posts: 2,208 Member
    When you go to a bar, yell "YOU CHEATING *kitten* " Whoever turns around is who you should by drinks for.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,243 Member
    When you're stressed out, just play the knife stabbing hand game.

    Cue at 1:00
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  • JustSomeJD
    JustSomeJD Posts: 416 Member
    You should just buy both.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    JustSomeJD wrote: ยป
    You should just buy both.

    WTH's wrong with that advice, sounds good to me. :)
  • 7rainbow
    7rainbow Posts: 161 Member
    Pure fat diets are the way to go MFP. I ate a block of lard for breakfast and I've never felt better.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    7rainbow wrote: ยป
    Pure fat diets are the way to go MFP. I ate a block of lard for breakfast and I've never felt better.

    Just pure lard or did you add sugar to this? ๐Ÿค”
  • iFartMagic
    iFartMagic Posts: 21 Member
    Gorilla glue is great for your hair. 100%. It replaces Got2B Glued perfectly.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Feeling lonely? Stop paying your bills. Youโ€™ll get a lot of calls and mail.
  • PAPYRUS3
    PAPYRUS3 Posts: 13,259 Member
    iFartMagic wrote: ยป
    Gorilla glue is great for your hair. 100%. It replaces Got2B Glued perfectly.

    Also, a great fix for setting eyebrows too.
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    text her "good morning bountiful!" instead
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    if she doesn't try to guess your password and install a tracking app on your phone then she doesn't actually love you.

    just focus on yourself bro.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: ยป
    if she doesn't try to guess your password and install a tracking app on your phone then she doesn't actually love you.

    just focus on yourself bro.

    ๐Ÿ˜‚... Glad to see you back Dude ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Worst advice my mum gave me... Everyone deserves a 2nd chance... cuz it's most often like this...

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    BraydanTaffy wrote: ยป
    Worst advice my mum gave me... Everyone deserves a 2nd chance... cuz it's most often like this...

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    With me it is, when you're out, you're OUT!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    Miss_Chiev0us_ wrote: ยป
    When you go to a bar, yell "YOU CHEATING *kitten* " Whoever turns around is who you should by drinks for.

    I really want to try this now, not buy them drinks but just for fun....
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
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  • AlyssaP1987
    AlyssaP1987 Posts: 271 Member
    You should definitely cook bacon naked.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    edited July 2021
    AlyssaP1987 wrote: ยป
    You should definitely cook bacon naked.

    Well naked besides a apron i can agree on, lmao ๐Ÿคฃ
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: ยป
    "excuse the mess" when company comes over, within earshot of your wife/significant other, no matter how clean they keep they house, is the ultimate power move in any relationship. use it accordingly.


    HA! Love it!

    code word for SO = "the mess"

    nevermind how clean the place is...gotcha!

    (or did I just twist that into another 'bad advice' with the same phrase?)

    You are a true wordsmith @PAWGliacci !
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: ยป
    "excuse the mess" when company comes over, within earshot of your wife/significant other, no matter how clean they keep they house, is the ultimate power move in any relationship. use it accordingly.

    Reminds me of when we visited some friends; this woman was always worried about how clean her home was. She comes out of her bathroom and apologizes about the poop on the rim of the toilet. I assume it was her dh who was there as well, but it was kinda an embarrassing moment for all. :)

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