What irks you today?

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  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I stopped to pick up a salad for lunch bc tryna erase all the bad things I did over the weekend and I decided to do a slight jog thingy through the grocery store bc I needed a fork to eat said salad and the plastic forks which I despise eating from are all the way down aisle 15 and are dirt cheap bc cheap and I park my car to eat my lunch and open up my salad and bam there's a plastic fork waiting for me on top of my bed of romaine and now I'm out 79 cents with a box of 24 forks I'll never ever use

    DM’s my addr - love me a good plastic fork - I’m nothing but class you know

    You. YOU only get the fine China ❤️

    Give Rob the forks mistress. Hell, he was born with a plastic spoon in his mouth anyway.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,629 Member
    tmanfive wrote: »
    Effing 25# snapping turtle that’s eating all my fish…

    Time for suns out buns out poolside.

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    Maybe you need to lure him out of the water and catch him.
    Jump on him like an alligator, tape his mouth shut, a regular gator wrangler. ☺️
  • Peachesand_cream
    Peachesand_cream Posts: 594 Member
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I stopped to pick up a salad for lunch bc tryna erase all the bad things I did over the weekend and I decided to do a slight jog thingy through the grocery store bc I needed a fork to eat said salad and the plastic forks which I despise eating from are all the way down aisle 15 and are dirt cheap bc cheap and I park my car to eat my lunch and open up my salad and bam there's a plastic fork waiting for me on top of my bed of romaine and now I'm out 79 cents with a box of 24 forks I'll never ever use

    DM’s my addr - love me a good plastic fork - I’m nothing but class you know

    You. YOU only get the fine China ❤️

    Give Rob the forks mistress. Hell, he was born with a plastic spoon in his mouth anyway.

    Ahhhh...role reversal. Kinda hot 🔥


  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    tmanfive wrote: »
    Effing 25# snapping turtle that’s eating all my fish…

    Time for suns out buns out poolside.

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    A .22 mag hp will take care of that problem for you.
  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I stopped to pick up a salad for lunch bc tryna erase all the bad things I did over the weekend and I decided to do a slight jog thingy through the grocery store bc I needed a fork to eat said salad and the plastic forks which I despise eating from are all the way down aisle 15 and are dirt cheap bc cheap and I park my car to eat my lunch and open up my salad and bam there's a plastic fork waiting for me on top of my bed of romaine and now I'm out 79 cents with a box of 24 forks I'll never ever use

    DM’s my addr - love me a good plastic fork - I’m nothing but class you know

    You. YOU only get the fine China ❤️

    Give Rob the forks mistress. Hell, he was born with a plastic spoon in his mouth anyway.

    Ahhhh...role reversal. Kinda hot 🔥


    I top from the bottom.
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    I had hoped my twisted knee would feel better not worse. Luckily dad had spare crutches laying around.. Being injured irks me 😫

    Oh, boo... twisted anything s*cks.

    Feel much better!!

    Ice, rest, ale... yeah, that's the solution.
  • strangeanimal55
    strangeanimal55 Posts: 87 Member
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I stopped to pick up a salad for lunch bc tryna erase all the bad things I did over the weekend and I decided to do a slight jog thingy through the grocery store bc I needed a fork to eat said salad and the plastic forks which I despise eating from are all the way down aisle 15 and are dirt cheap bc cheap and I park my car to eat my lunch and open up my salad and bam there's a plastic fork waiting for me on top of my bed of romaine and now I'm out 79 cents with a box of 24 forks I'll never ever use

    DM’s my addr - love me a good plastic fork - I’m nothing but class you know

    You. YOU only get the fine China ❤️

    Give Rob the forks mistress. Hell, he was born with a plastic spoon in his mouth anyway.

    Ahhhh...role reversal. Kinda hot 🔥


    I top from the bottom.

    Power bottom
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    I stopped to pick up a salad for lunch bc tryna erase all the bad things I did over the weekend and I decided to do a slight jog thingy through the grocery store bc I needed a fork to eat said salad and the plastic forks which I despise eating from are all the way down aisle 15 and are dirt cheap bc cheap and I park my car to eat my lunch and open up my salad and bam there's a plastic fork waiting for me on top of my bed of romaine and now I'm out 79 cents with a box of 24 forks I'll never ever use

    I understand... I cannot explain this mistake, but I accidentally bought a giant box of Costco plastic utensils, thinking they were metal... the box was so heavy, how could they not be. I thought the $10 price tag just meant I was getting cheap silverware... which was fine with me, atm. Now I'm swimmin' in plastic utensils... bonus is they are d/w safe.

    So, now you can plan a backyard BBQ with 24 of your closest friends. Or take a road trip for 8-days (24 meals).

    Money mistakes annoy me. :(
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    tmanfive wrote: »
    Effing 25# snapping turtle that’s eating all my fish…

    Time for suns out buns out poolside.

    9dyt8k2kth1k.jpeg

    A .22 mag hp will take care of that problem for you.

    I done tried Ms. @honey_honey_12. 😢

    Ms. @JessD9031, Imma go that route once all this steak is gone and I can fix him right away. I wanted to keep him alive in a tub until I could clean and cook him.

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  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Nothing irks me today but me... I'll get over it.
  • thatsmejb
    thatsmejb Posts: 83 Member
    Everything, its Monday!!
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    The heat. I refuse to do myself any favors in this life and get Freon put in my car so these traffic jams are whooping my whole *kitten*.

    Said it once - I’ll say it again

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    😅🥵🥵🥵 I got nice and rained on today because I had to keep the windows down. Treat youself, self. 💵❄️
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,945 Member
    My household helper (6ish hours a week) was recruited by a very popular and busy local restaurant to be their kitchen manager. It’s something she’s good at. And it’s a big step up in money.

    But it also means full time at a stressful job.
    I knew the moment she got the gig that she wouldn’t be able to take care of herself and keep helping me. Today we had that talk. Which she took well because she was worried about having to tell me she quit.

    I love her to pieces. And this is an awesome step up for her.

    But kitten. I need her - or someone like her. Before she got the gig I was going to ask if she could come for more hours here.

    So. Anyhow. That irks me. But I am very happy for her.
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    Ticks,..

    Especially when they get ya in a spot you can’t pull them out.

    I guess this ol’ boys getting a full meal and will hopefully hop off to hitchhike on something else.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    edited July 2021
    tmanfive wrote: »
    Ticks,..

    Especially when they get ya in a spot you can’t pull them out.

    I guess this ol’ boys getting a full meal and will hopefully hop off to hitchhike on something else.

    Ticks don't hop off their meal plan. :( Have you seen a microscopic view of their head? They've got barbs which is why if they really latch on for any length of time, it's difficult to remove them. :( My niece went to the dr. for a check-up, had a tick well embedded in her back and she didn't have a clue. They had to use a special tool to remove it. We live in tick central here :( and it's been one of the worst years for them. Good luck Tman and get that sucker outta there! Carefully! If you can't then have someone else do it.
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    edited July 2021
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    tmanfive wrote: »
    Ticks,..

    Especially when they get ya in a spot you can’t pull them out.

    I guess this ol’ boys getting a full meal and will hopefully hop off to hitchhike on something else.

    Ticks don't hop off their meal plan. :( Have you seen a microscopic view of their head? They've got barbs which is why if they really latch on for any length of time, it's difficult to remove them. :( My niece went to the dr. for a check-up, had a tick well embedded in her back and she didn't have a clue. They had to use a special tool to remove it. We live in tick central here :( and it's been one of the worst years for them. God luck Tman and get that sucker outta there! Carefully! If you can't then have someone else do it.

    Hmmm, whodathunkit. I thought they did. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Guess I’ll see if my Dr will take a walk in. Or at least see if someone in the waiting room will hook a brother up. 😂
  • tmanfive wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    tmanfive wrote: »
    Ticks,..

    Especially when they get ya in a spot you can’t pull them out.

    I guess this ol’ boys getting a full meal and will hopefully hop off to hitchhike on something else.

    Ticks don't hop off their meal plan. :( Have you seen a microscopic view of their head? They've got barbs which is why if they really latch on for any length of time, it's difficult to remove them. :( My niece went to the dr. for a check-up, had a tick well embedded in her back and she didn't have a clue. They had to use a special tool to remove it. We live in tick central here :( and it's been one of the worst years for them. God luck Tman and get that sucker outta there! Carefully! If you can't then have someone else do it.

    Hmmm, whodathunkit. I thought they did. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Guess I’ll see if my Dr will take a walk in. Or at least see if someone in the waiting room will hook a brother up. 😂

    Your vet can do it just as well if not better
  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    tmanfive wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    tmanfive wrote: »
    Ticks,..

    Especially when they get ya in a spot you can’t pull them out.

    I guess this ol’ boys getting a full meal and will hopefully hop off to hitchhike on something else.

    Ticks don't hop off their meal plan. :( Have you seen a microscopic view of their head? They've got barbs which is why if they really latch on for any length of time, it's difficult to remove them. :( My niece went to the dr. for a check-up, had a tick well embedded in her back and she didn't have a clue. They had to use a special tool to remove it. We live in tick central here :( and it's been one of the worst years for them. God luck Tman and get that sucker outta there! Carefully! If you can't then have someone else do it.

    Hmmm, whodathunkit. I thought they did. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Guess I’ll see if my Dr will take a walk in. Or at least see if someone in the waiting room will hook a brother up. 😂

    I will cut him out for you, and my fee won't go against your deductible. >:)

    Seriously, get that thing off before you get Lyme disease or something equally as unpleasant.

  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    tmanfive wrote: »
    Ticks,..

    Especially when they get ya in a spot you can’t pull them out.

    I guess this ol’ boys getting a full meal and will hopefully hop off to hitchhike on something else.

    I believe iodine can cause them to let go...