We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I heard he was occupying someone else's box, so boxed up his belongings and never looked back!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She took out a life insurance policy in my name and named herself as the beneficiary. Then I found “the box” she bought for me.⚰️😳☠️ And pine coffin? Really?🙄
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didnt like that I always planned ahead 🤷‍♀️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She suddenly came into a lot of money and left me 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She gambled away my entire inheritance in one night! 😠
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She called paying rent “gambling”. We ended up homeless.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didn't think the Condo I constructed from cardboard boxes was cozy enough for her rich tastes. 😞
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Every beach trip consisted of combing the beaches for treasure, there was rarely any fun.
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    she had an obsession for sand crabs and we had to comb the beach for our dinner every night!
  • ur1andonlyangel
    ur1andonlyangel Posts: 124 Member
    Refused to ever take pictures with color. Not even pics of a rainbow
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Everything had to be rainbow, rainbow toast, rainbow dog, rainbow house 🤯
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She objected when I'd wear rainbow attire to support my
    "Happy" brotherss and sisters out there 🏳️‍🌈
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Her rainbow attire looked suspiciously red. It was embarrassing when she’d tell people it was rainbow 🌈
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She insisted I sing her “somewhere over the rainbow” nightly. I really shouldn’t have sang it to her that one time.

    (Thank goodness she didn’t record it. 😂😅)
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    She would tell people my name was Curious George because she was too embarrassed to tell them it was Rainbow
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Didn’t like my big yellow hat and threw it out. ☹️
  • ur1andonlyangel
    ur1andonlyangel Posts: 124 Member
    She had to show everyone we came across her Curious George impression
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She wouldn't share her pink stilettos with me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her shoes didn't fit me and that right there is a deal breaker!
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She kept stealing my shoes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She sabotaged all of the heels on her shoes and now I have two Twisted ankles 😢
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    She always wanted to be carried around, claiming her ankles were sprained
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wouldn’t let me walk anywhere. My choices were piggybacking or wheelbarrow. 😣
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    I had a different definition of HotWheels!
    Firemen came to the rescue
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He was very protective of his Hotwheel collection, and wanted to have his privacy while with them...unless I agreed to dress up as a fireman!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Not that I minded roleplaying a fireman, but it was getting out of hand. She lit 12 fires at our house in one day.
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Pet rocks, labeled and dated.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was so anal about labeling everything and labeling my HooHa with an expiration date was the last straw! 😰
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    She was obsessed with her proctologist
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She accused me of cheating after having a colonoscopy

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