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I'd be willing to go a mile or so. Any more than that would be an excessive inconvenience and would compromise my comfort and peace of mind. As for the best age to get married, I was thinking around 8, which for me would have been a couple years after I met my 1st grade teacher. We would have waited those two years, to be sure we were right for each other, not to mention so I would no longer be her student.

What would be the best serialized adaptation of a good book?

I particularly enjoy anything electronic which includes directions printed in Chinese. What a wonderful way to further your education! Especially when you get to the last step of setting up only to discover the box is missing some crucial piece, sold separately. Those clever kidders!

If you could live in the world shown in any Holiday movie, which would you select?

I think Truman lived in idyllic life in The Truman Show. The whole world watching every second of your day, including your bizarre bathroom habits, every little mistake you make or misspoken word, every time you forget the name of a coworker or cheat on an exam. Most people have to pay a lot of money for somebody else to analyze their faults and suggest improvements; Truman was the one getting paid to allow a whole world to do that for him. Oh, some guys have all the luck.

If you could choose one day of the year to repeat every day ala Groundhog Day, which day would you choose?

Krampus, the story of when everything goes wrong at Christmas. What better way for you to help your kids appreciate all the blessings they have in life?

Fantasy football is a game where people earn points based on the real-life performance of NFL players. Same for fantasy baseball, golf, and more. If you could create a fantasy league based upon some other chosen profession, what segment of society would be the focus, and how would the players earn points?

You know that pesky, rude neighbor that the entire neighborhood wishes would move away?..........
Just a thought🤔 😝

What will you be doing for New Year's Eve?

Gathering in the streets of New York City to watch a giant Big Apple made of lights descend is so cliche. I think this year we should all watch instead the festivities in Forestville, California, otherwise known as the Poison Oak Capital of the World (true!). Join the applause as contestants race naked through an obstacle course covered in poison ivy, vying for the coveted Poison Sumac Cup. As night approaches, vote for which lovely beauty best exemplifies the spirit of the New Year in the ever popular poison oak-leaf bikini contest. The night ends quietly, as everybody gathers in an enormous circle sitting cross-legged in a field of poison oak, holding hands and admiring the circling clouds of mosquitoes while rookie tattoo artists perfect their craft by giving everybody matching tattoos of poison oak leaves twined with poison ivy.

When you're pressed for time, what is your go-to quick-to-prepare meal?

To be more disorganized and to share this skill with my family and teams at work.

What tips can you share for relief from sore arm and back muscles?

You really only need to shower once a month in the spring and fall and only in months with a R. Showering really isn't necessary in the winter (just bundle up - who's going to notice?) or summer (perspiration has you covered). And if you'd rather skip one of those 5 showers in March, April, September, October or November, just take a long walk in the rain without an umbrella.

As for an alternative to getting wet, Elon Musk is working on something, but it's currently in the trial phase and very hush hush. I hear he's looking for investors.

What's the perfect length of time for out of town guests to stay over?

The biggest chocolate in the world


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My company's Christmas gift to me was the opportunity of registering a star in the heavens under any name I choose. What should this new star be named?

The best name would be something like a short phrase that clearly expresses your rage over something the company recently did. Be sure to show your gratitude by e-mailing all your colleagues and your boss telling them the name you chose!

What is the best way to avoid attacks by wild animals when hiking and camping in wilderness areas?

Milli Vanilli - they taught me the meaning of “fake it, ‘til you make it”

Who is your celebrity “hall pass”?

Excellent choices, both of you! 😂

Well between my love of the limelight and my gift of storytelling, I’d imagine it’s quite obvious I wanted to be a politician.

If you could be in a cartoon, which one would you choose?

I'm planning on naming my first child after my beloved kitty, Mr. Whiskers, who is no longer with us.

Have you ever re-gifted anything? What was it?

I am tempted to say Chocolate, because it transcends all food groups. If I were to say that, I would need to underscore that it has to be real chocolate, and that means including the cocoa. White chocolate, even when made from real cocoa butter (which it often isn't), is incomplete, as it is missing the most important food group, namely cocoa. But this is not a good answer here, due to it being so very true.
So instead, I'd have to say bamboo or eucalyptus leaves. Since they are the primary food source for pandas and koalas respectively, I can't imagine they wouldn't be perfect for people as well.

Is there an animal more noble than the platypus?

At the Warthog Rodeo... She was in the roping competition and I was there for hog tying. We had a whirlwind romance during which we dined high on the hog.

What is a good gift to get someone to show them you care?