We broke up because...

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    I caught him with our lovely neighbour!😋 We’re not breaking up and we’re keeping the nice surprise too!🥰
  • Arc2Arc
    Arc2Arc Posts: 484 Member
    It was the drugs. Sure it was just Sudafed but drugs are drugs.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She bought too many throw pillows. Do we really need 504 pillows in our two bedroom apartment??
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She threw out all my comfy cozy pillows
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Like I’d ever break up with a cowboy…😝
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She kept causing me to break my guitar strings :'(
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,895 Member
    He went all anonymous on me, replacing all his real photos with pictures of cuddly animated characters
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    edited November 2021
    She stole my clothes dryer B)

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,895 Member
    edited November 2021
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    She stole my clothes dryer B)

    (It is a gas dryer, right?) 😅
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    ahhhh no wonder it didn't work 🤣🤣
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,895 Member
    edited November 2021
    We couldn't agree on what kind of appliances to own. I wanted a gas oven/cook top and dryer - he insisted on all electric.
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    She was more interested in appliances than person!
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She insisted on George Foreman grilled steaks instead of cooking outside over charcoal and wood!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,895 Member
    edited November 2021
    She cheated on me with George Foremen
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She said I was cheating on her every time I watched anything other than her own homemade Youtube cooking videos.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,895 Member
    She forgot my birthday. I even had to make my own cake. 😢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I ate her cake 😏
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Neverrrr
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Because she says she'll "Neverrrr" break up with her Ex.

    How can I be with someone who can't spell? 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She'd randomly ask me to spell words out to her, spelling bee style, in mid conversation...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She always wanted to talk at 3 am 😴
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t appreciate me putting vegetables in her mouth. I just want her to be healthy.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She force fed me Brussel sprouts 🤢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wouldn’t share her fries 😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    And by fries she means keys to the basement 🤣
  • PRlisaNY
    PRlisaNY Posts: 46 Member
    Never gave me keys to the basement, but seems like others had a copy!
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    By basement she meant her heart!
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    She never loved me from the bottom of her heart!
  • SleepDeprivedMommy
    SleepDeprivedMommy Posts: 2 Member
    He went on a road trip and didn't invite me
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    She distracts me whilst driving, even after telling her not to!

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