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  • Butt_Snorkeler
    Butt_Snorkeler Posts: 167 Member
    SkipperScott50 wrote: »
    My coffee shop barista, a nice lady who has poured me the same Americano for 2 years, actually had my coffee ready and waiting for me when I arrived this morning. I love it when good people surprise me. :)

    I frequented the same sushi place for many years. The owner and staff always gave me the employee discount of 30% and never charged for alcohol. Regardless, I would usually order about $100+ each time I visited and tip the staff the 30% that I was discounted. Owner sold the restaurant a few months ago and all the staff rotated out as well. Good bye favorite sushi place. -_-
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Moijo02022 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    i need a hug and some sweet words and legal way to get more energy

    🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 you are one of the sweetest souls here beautiful one

    Why am I not surprised to see you in The random thread haha 😂

    Who dis? 🤣😂 what mayhem and mischief are you up too? 🤗
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
    Ugh 😒
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
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  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,954 Member
    Elderly red squirrels drive even slower.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
    Fit2btied2016 wrote: »
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    I once worked in a tourist attraction. We had a sign nearby that said, "Deer Crossing." I was once asked, "How do the deer know to cross there?"

    Nooooooo, tell me no one actually asked you that!!!!! 😂😂🤣
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  • michaeljoleksak
    michaeljoleksak Posts: 16 Member
    Why do they spell NOEL with an L?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
    I think I’m semi-psychic 😂
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    You also become harder to see when you turn 50
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    You also become harder to see when you turn 50

    It's also harder to see after you turn 40 🤓
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,499 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠

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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns... do they all drown ?

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    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,833 Member
    edited December 2022
    I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.

    (I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.

    (I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)

    Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)

    Or

    Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises

    Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    edited December 2022


    Why have I never googled this 😂

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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.

    (I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)

    Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)

    Or

    Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises

    Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking

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