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Fit2btied2016 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »
I once worked in a tourist attraction. We had a sign nearby that said, "Deer Crossing." I was once asked, "How do the deer know to cross there?"
Nooooooo, tell me no one actually asked you that!!!!! 😂😂🤣2 -
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Why do they spell NOEL with an L?1
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I think I’m semi-psychic 😂1
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You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible2
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
You also become harder to see when you turn 503 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
You also become harder to see when you turn 50
It's also harder to see after you turn 40 🤓4 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠3 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns... do they all drown ?
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I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)0 -
I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)
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Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises
Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
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