Free Therapy: Another Open Letter!

or maybe GET your minds out of the you-know-where..

Baby my mind STAYS you know where, it's called going to my happy place, mkay?

You have that place too??? Wow, we have SO much in common!!! :laugh:

Yah, but my happy place doesn't involve furry handcuffs. HA!

I have a ukelele.:bigsmile:

You have a ukelele?? IS that what you use for guitar hero???:laugh: :laugh:

No silly. That's what I use for "Ukelele Hero"

It's the latest craze, ya dig?:smokin:

I personally like Banjo Hero. I get down with my bad self.

We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.

or maybe GET your minds out of the you-know-where..

Baby my mind STAYS you know where, it's called going to my happy place, mkay?

You have that place too??? Wow, we have SO much in common!!! :laugh:

Yah, but my happy place doesn't involve furry handcuffs. HA!

lynnie........and to come full circle, you have that little fluffly dog who humps the big dog.....or ankles...its Happy Place.

We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.

:laugh:

:smokin:

We have room for one more. Can you play a cowbell?:bigsmile:

Oh, no you di-int!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I'm good with a kazoo!!

I have a ukelele.:bigsmile:

You have a ukelele?? IS that what you use for guitar hero???:laugh: :laugh:

No silly. That's what I use for "Ukelele Hero"

It's the latest craze, ya dig?:smokin:

I personally like Banjo Hero. I get down with my bad self.

We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.

That must be you because I would never wear green overalls. Oh the horror.:noway:

:laugh:

waiting for Marla's dancing cow with cowbell.....(**with squinted eyes**)

To My Wonderful Dog, Kay:
I would like to thank you for helping me open all my mail today. It was really great to get home and find the pieces of my yoga mat all over the floor as well as the box and instructions for my brand-new heart rate monitor. I know that you are very excited about fitness, so excited that you just eat it right up.
I would also like to thank you for then returning the eaten pieces of my yoga mat to me by vomiting all over the floor. It was such a lovely shade of yellow and smelled like freshly mangled roadkill.
I really just don't know what I would do without you and your excitement over my new toys.

Signed- your loving mother (you know, the human who feeds you)

Wow, talented bunch here!!

Anyone good with their armpit??

Ummm...pre-puberty I could rock it out. Now, not so much. :laugh:

:laugh:

I'll play the spoons.

spooning leads to forking

Forking leads to the ankle biter smiley.

I'll play the spoons.

spooning leads to forking

Forking leads to the ankle biter smiley.

And we're back to humping....

:huh:

I'll play the spoons.

spooning leads to forking

Forking leads to the ankle biter smiley.

full circle

I'll play the spoons.

spooning leads to forking

I typically spoon after being forked (oops!)
I think we should stick a fork in this thread cause it's done, lol. I declare it officially hijacked. :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

Marla...I love the cow!!! Reminds me of someone I know!!:laugh:

Dear Local Bomb Squad,

Thank you for your dedication and hard work.
Thank you for detonating the "suspicious package" outside my office building today.
Thank you for doing this (by no choice of your own) at 5pm so I could stay on the clock for about a half hour watching and seeing the coolest thing ever from my bird's eye view on the 11th floor.
But mostly, thank you for putting yourself in harm's way for the good of the public. :flowerforyou:

Love,
Your Local Citizen

Wow! You witnessed this today?? Jeeze! Thank goodness no one was hurt!! :flowerforyou: