Tell loved ones they are overweight this Christmas

I tell my friends and family they're fat as hell all the time. Not like they don't know it. I'm fat, I know it. Not one of those things you can hide, so it's not shocking news. Honesty is what I expect from the people who claim to love me. I told my best friend she better do what I'm doing or she is gonna be a hater because I'm leaving her behind- fat by her damn self!!

So then your best friend must be dieting and exercising now? No? 'Cause if this worked, she would be.

I just severed all my connections with fat friends - SNIP!

And when one asked why, I just said "my interests have changed. I no longer am much into an unhealthy lifestyle." And when I invited fattie to the gym for a workout or offered to write up a diet plan, he stopped calling.

Good!
I don't need losers in my life.

The more of your posts I read, the more I find you to be a lovely, wonderful, warm and beautiful human being. Really, the Catholic Church should consider more people like you for sainthood.

I'm not exactly a theologian, but as a Religious Education teacher, I feel the need to point out that the Catholic Church requires people to be dead first before the cause for someone's canonization can be begun. It also helps if the said dead person is Catholic. (My apologies to all dead non Catholics).

*Yes I do understand sarcasm. My own sense of humor is rather dry before 7 am...

Well, in Bobby's case, I really think they should make an exception. I mean, the world would just be a much better place if more of us were like him. Clearly, that whole "peace, love, joy" thing isn't working. We need to worry far less about being nice and kind and far more about what we weigh.

I love my Church, I truly do, but the RCC does NOT make exceptions.

Seriously. It was sarcasm. Why are you bothering to argue over it? Do you honestly think I want this guy made a saint or think it's going to happen? That wasn't the point of my post.