HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

CaptainGordo
CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
edited October 6 in Chit-Chat
My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

How should I take this?

A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

What should I do?

A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    She's trying too hard
  • That deep emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God. God says eat pizza and teach your kids the value cheese and sauce.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    She looks at you and thinks: "Fat Kid. Cake."
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
    It's sabotage. Don't do it. It will make you gain 5lb's overnight.

    Stay away from the pizza!!!
  • _JamieB_
    _JamieB_ Posts: 417 Member
    She's trying too hard

    I thought you liked when women tried too hard?!
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Send it to me.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
  • I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.
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  • You should throw it back in your manager's face, and let them know that it is completely unacceptable because California Pizza Kitchen has processed foods! :angry: You would be killing your child if you take them there! Not to mention the foods are dense in empty calories and you will likely go over your daily limit for one day!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Mail it to me!!!
  • LavenderBouquet
    LavenderBouquet Posts: 736 Member
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    This ^
    Why does it have to be malicious? Does she normally do stuff to "get you"?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
  • cdpollreis
    cdpollreis Posts: 18 Member
    Re-wrap it and give it back to your boss. :)
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    Worst advice ever! That is being a bad parent. :angry:
  • Don't take it personally
    SOLUTION IS EASY........REGIFT!!
  • Re-gift!
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!

    I think if you Windex it, that neutralizes the child abuse factor...

    I think...
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    You should throw it back in your manager's face, and let them know that it is completely unacceptable because California Pizza Kitchen has processed foods! :angry: You would be killing your child if you take them there! Not to mention the foods are dense in empty calories and you will likely go over your daily limit for one day!
    SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
  • Your boss probably bought a bunch of them and passed them to everyone not thinking, so just give it to someone you know who loves pizza or just a homeless person. It no different than re-gifting.
  • I bet she's a total creeper and is trying to be inappropriate with you.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.


    ooohhhh.... 3 Schrute bucks for creative pinata use!
  • jhardenbergh
    jhardenbergh Posts: 1,035 Member
    I say, shave that beard, I thought I saw a partridge nesting in it.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.
    We are doing a piñata this weekend...
  • msbobbitx
    msbobbitx Posts: 66 Member
    Use it and get veggie pizza and go light on the cheese. It won't kill ya. Just track it.
  • jjjohnson31
    jjjohnson31 Posts: 108 Member
    Buy a pizza for your work group...just don't add nuts and beans as toppings and call it is high protein pizza.
  • jjjohnson31
    jjjohnson31 Posts: 108 Member
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  • Use it and get veggie pizza and go light on the cheese. It won't kill ya. Just track it.

    BUT THAT'S NOT EATING CLEAN! :angry: PROCESSED FOODS ARE THE DEVIL!!! WHAT IF HE DRINKS SOMETHING WITH HFCS IN IT TOO?!?!? OMG I AM FURIOUS NOW.
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    You should take it with EXTRA CHEESE!
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