HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
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    Your boss probably bought a bunch of them and passed them to everyone not thinking, so just give it to someone you know who loves pizza or just a homeless person. It no different than re-gifting.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    I bet she's a total creeper and is trying to be inappropriate with you.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.


    ooohhhh.... 3 Schrute bucks for creative pinata use!
  • jhardenbergh
    jhardenbergh Posts: 1,035 Member
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    I say, shave that beard, I thought I saw a partridge nesting in it.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.
    We are doing a piñata this weekend...
  • msbobbitx
    msbobbitx Posts: 66 Member
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    Use it and get veggie pizza and go light on the cheese. It won't kill ya. Just track it.
  • jjjohnson31
    jjjohnson31 Posts: 108 Member
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    Buy a pizza for your work group...just don't add nuts and beans as toppings and call it is high protein pizza.
  • jjjohnson31
    jjjohnson31 Posts: 108 Member
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  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Use it and get veggie pizza and go light on the cheese. It won't kill ya. Just track it.

    BUT THAT'S NOT EATING CLEAN! :angry: PROCESSED FOODS ARE THE DEVIL!!! WHAT IF HE DRINKS SOMETHING WITH HFCS IN IT TOO?!?!? OMG I AM FURIOUS NOW.
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
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    You should take it with EXTRA CHEESE!
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    Your boss probably bought a bunch of them and passed them to everyone not thinking, so just give it to someone you know who loves pizza or just a homeless person. It no different than re-gifting.
    But what if he doesn't know anyone who loves a homeless person?
  • madameduffay
    madameduffay Posts: 166 Member
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    She wants your kids taken away from you.

    Throw her in the garbage and spray windex on her.
  • 2012Kristin
    2012Kristin Posts: 222 Member
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    Re-gift!

    ^^This^^
  • Raiderxx
    Raiderxx Posts: 105 Member
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    Why are you assuming that she is wanting to sabotage you in any way? Does she have a problem with you? I think it's just a gift.

    Child Abuse is not letting your kids eat whatever food they want every now and then......
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    Don't think too much of it...it was probably a re-gift, and/or she just had her secretary pick out a number of gift cards, put them in envelopes and write random names on them. Continue the madness and regift...think of it like a fruitcake.

    Or else you can assume she's jealous and trying to sabotage you, in which case you should give it to a mom you don't know, go to the same restaurant on the same day she does with her kids, and seethe about how horrible she is for letting her kids eat that same crap you are. At least you won't feel so bad about your boss, since it's no longer her dime paying for your meal.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    By you just merely holding the gift card....you have gained 7lbs and 5oz!!!
  • tattooedtwiin
    tattooedtwiin Posts: 246
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    Sell it on eBay, hahahahaha
  • nickyb632
    nickyb632 Posts: 98 Member
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    Use it and get veggie pizza and go light on the cheese. It won't kill ya. Just track it.

    Yep! Pizza is yummy... sorry!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    You should take it with EXTRA CHEESE!
    I'm not falling for your tricks, jealous saboteur!
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
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    Simples - invite her children, feed them pizza and chocolate cake, then, when they are on a sugar high and hallucinating, give them sticks and tell them there is a pinata waiting for them at home ... on the couch...

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