HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Your boss probably bought a bunch of them and passed them to everyone not thinking, so just give it to someone you know who loves pizza or just a homeless person. It no different than re-gifting.
    But what if he doesn't know anyone who loves a homeless person?
  • madameduffay
    madameduffay Posts: 166 Member
    She wants your kids taken away from you.

    Throw her in the garbage and spray windex on her.
  • 2012Kristin
    2012Kristin Posts: 222 Member
    Re-gift!

    ^^This^^
  • Raiderxx
    Raiderxx Posts: 105 Member
    Why are you assuming that she is wanting to sabotage you in any way? Does she have a problem with you? I think it's just a gift.

    Child Abuse is not letting your kids eat whatever food they want every now and then......
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Don't think too much of it...it was probably a re-gift, and/or she just had her secretary pick out a number of gift cards, put them in envelopes and write random names on them. Continue the madness and regift...think of it like a fruitcake.

    Or else you can assume she's jealous and trying to sabotage you, in which case you should give it to a mom you don't know, go to the same restaurant on the same day she does with her kids, and seethe about how horrible she is for letting her kids eat that same crap you are. At least you won't feel so bad about your boss, since it's no longer her dime paying for your meal.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    By you just merely holding the gift card....you have gained 7lbs and 5oz!!!
  • Sell it on eBay, hahahahaha
  • nickyb632
    nickyb632 Posts: 98 Member
    Use it and get veggie pizza and go light on the cheese. It won't kill ya. Just track it.

    Yep! Pizza is yummy... sorry!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    You should take it with EXTRA CHEESE!
    I'm not falling for your tricks, jealous saboteur!
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
    Simples - invite her children, feed them pizza and chocolate cake, then, when they are on a sugar high and hallucinating, give them sticks and tell them there is a pinata waiting for them at home ... on the couch...
  • I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    Bingo.

    Meeting an act of kindness with suspicion of ulterior motives, whether they exist or not, only taxes your emotional bank. Perhaps your manager isn't as involved with the details of your life as you are? Use it or don't, but trying to find hidden meaning in a Christmas gift card says more about you than your manager.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
    Buy the pizza and throw it in the trash. Then pick it out of the trash and eat it.
  • Re-gift!

    ^^This^^

    Oh I see. Just pass on the gift of death by processed foods and sodium to someone else!!!! You're just as bad as his manager!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Child Abuse is not letting your kids eat whatever food they want every now and then......
    I read that it was today in the forums.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    By you just merely holding the gift card....you have gained 7lbs and 5oz!!!
    (gasps, drops card)
  • By you just merely holding the gift card....you have gained 7lbs and 5oz!!!
    (gasps, drops card)

    Don't worry it's just water weight from your TOM.
  • mjn710
    mjn710 Posts: 11
    Sounds like your manager was thoughtful and purchased you a gift... period. Happy Holidays (Sarcasm)
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Simples - invite her children, feed them pizza and chocolate cake, then, when they are on a sugar high and hallucinating, give them sticks and tell them there is a pinata waiting for them at home ... on the couch...
    :laugh: Excellent!
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I'm pretty sure that she is jealous!
    I mean really...who gives someone a gift card....for pizza?? :grumble:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
    Buy the pizza and throw it in the trash. Then pick it out of the trash and eat it.
    Makes sense. Makes sense...
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Put that giftcard inside the piñata. That way it's the only thing that falls out of the piñata and when it gets broken you can have a mob of kids kicking your *kitten*.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Your boss probably bought a bunch of them and passed them to everyone not thinking, so just give it to someone you know who loves pizza or just a homeless person. It no different than re-gifting.
    Homeless people have germs.

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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Re-gift!

    ^^This^^

    Oh I see. Just pass on the gift of death by processed foods and sodium to someone else!!!! You're just as bad as his manager!
    ^^^Agree. Nobody should eat that horrible processed nasty food. :angry:
  • There are other foods there! The last time I was there I had a greek salad and hummus with warm whole grain pita slices with water. It was great. Of course, if you feel that you can't go in there without ordering pizza then re-gift it and give to someone else. Don't throw it away!
  • TCWE
    TCWE Posts: 51 Member
    I think its fine to eat the pizza as long as you it before 5pm. :laugh:
  • you know, they have great SALADs at CPK:

    http://www.cpk.com/menu/#Salads
  • Your boss probably bought a bunch of them and passed them to everyone not thinking, so just give it to someone you know who loves pizza or just a homeless person. It no different than re-gifting.
    Homeless people have germs.

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    NO MENTION OF RACE !
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    you know, they have great SALADs at CPK:

    http://www.cpk.com/menu/#Salads
    I read that they treat the salads with hormones.
  • you know, they have great SALADs at CPK:

    http://www.cpk.com/menu/#Salads
    I read that they treat the salads with hormones.

    Not to mention they probably add CROUTONS!!!! PROCESSED FOODS!!!! RUN!
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