HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!
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If you got gift card from your boss I'd make sure I check to make there's still money on it. If there is then I'd check my next pay check. If both arer negative for money(which is normal for this time of year after all the christmas shopping) then you can use the card to break into your bosses house and switch your empty card for the gift cards from places that you actually want to go that she actually bought for herself. You know, the really healthy places like, the Clogged Vein Emporium, The Heart Attack Cafe, The "All You Can Eat" Spleen damage buffet, any greasy spoon, The Crisco Palace. People are just dying to get into these places.0
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What really upsets me is that nobody realizes I answered this question on page 6 and there is no need for any additional replies. I am now going to post a new topic complaining about people who ask for advice and then don't take the good and rational advice offered in response. *stalks off, fuming*
*pauses, turns back*
On a completely unrelated topic, does anyone know if there is a group on MFP for people who understand sarcasm?
Sarcasm? Isn't that the stuff they sweetened diet drinks with before nutrisweet and Splenda?0 -
What we have here is a failure to communicate.0
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Get the pizza and bring it into work. Cut a hole in the bottom of the box, right in the center. Put the box in your lap and call your boss into your office..............0
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I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.
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Your boss probably bought a bunch of them and passed them to everyone not thinking, so just give it to someone you know who loves pizza or just a homeless person. It no different than re-gifting.
Re-gift to a homeless person. Great idea!0 -
instead of throwing it away, regift it to someone. or take your kid out for pizza. it is one night/one meal.0
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C: Shes Jealous...Re-Gift the card back to her :-)0
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If you eat the pizza your husband will not be proud. :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:0
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Everyone loves Pizza. Now take it and put it to use.0
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Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.
ooohhhh.... 3 Schrute bucks for creative pinata use!
This made me lol0 -
Okay, so I've read alot of this thread, and am wondering....why the hell is this a problem??
If you don't like it don't use, if you want it, use it, end of story.
12 pages for this? wow.0 -
I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.
I agree.
Seems the most likely to me. Wish my boss had bought me a gift.
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That deep emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God. God says eat pizza and teach your kids the value cheese and sauce.
Hahahahaha I LOVE IT! I'll second this motion.0 -
Mmmm. roasted vegetable salad.0
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Apparently the "serious thread camp" folks neglected to notice the particular message board in which this was posted :laugh:
And who posted it! I had to wonder for a minute until I saw ElExGordo is the op. :laugh: He definitely brightens up the board!:drinker:
(And next time I wonder, I'll keep in mind to check if the post is in the fun and games section.
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Awww...Gordo, you have a fan...I'm so proud of you! *claps enthusiastically*0 -
It's just a gift. She probably gave the same thing to all her reports. Say thanks and then do whatever you want with it.0
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What I find a bit amusing are those who are being sarcastic at the implied 'sarcastic ignorant' who probably didn't notice the board subject (Chit-chat, fun and games) in the first place.
I can never tell if the 'sarcastic ignorant' (great term by the way) are being guinuine or if they are actually so masterful at sarcasm that they are posting on a higher plane:)0 -
It depends on what type of boss she is, if she is a sweetie then she did it out of the goodness of her heart and said maybe he can go and enjoy this because of the hard work, but if she is the B... type and everyone hates her then, I would regift and say to myself...take that!0
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What I find a bit amusing are those who are being sarcastic at the implied 'sarcastic ignorant' who probably didn't notice the board subject (Chit-chat, fun and games) in the first place.
I can never tell if the 'sarcastic ignorant' (great term by the way) are being guinuine or if they are actually so masterful at sarcasm that they are posting on a higher plane:)
I no longer have that much faith...smh0 -
Buy the pizza, hide it in her office and wait for her to go insane when she cant figure out why her office smells like pizza....then, leave it there and wait a month and watch her go insane when she can't figure out why her office sticks like rotten food.0
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Re-Gift it to someone she doesn't know0
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[img]http://operatorchan.org/t/arch/src/t239985_m18910_mind blown.gif[/img]
I can never tell if the 'sarcastic ignorant' (great term by the way) are being guinuine or if they are actually so masterful at sarcasm that they are posting on a higher plane:)What I find a bit amusing are those who are being sarcastic at the implied 'sarcastic ignorant' who probably didn't notice the board subject (Chit-chat, fun and games) in the first place.0 -
We bit the bullet and got some pizza last night.
The child had a child-sized pepperoni, no sauce. The wife had the White Pizza on thin crust. I had the Thai Chicken -- with everything.
Child Protective Services are not onto us yet, and I have not died yet as a result of consuming the pizza.
If this is my last post because I ended up in prison for feeding my child pizza, or I died from eating processed food, please put the following on my headstone...
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We bit the bullet and got some pizza last night.
The child had a child-sized pepperoni, no sauce. The wife had the White Pizza on thin crust. I had the Thai Chicken -- with everything.
Child Protective Services are not onto us yet, and I have not died yet as a result of consuming the pizza.
If this is my last post because I ended up in prison for feeding my child pizza, or I died from eating processed food, please put the following on my headstone...
the pic!!! Saved it - may have to use it!
Did you get the EXTRA CHEESE??? <insert evil saboteur laugh> :bigsmile:0 -
You played right into her evil hands. I will miss you.0
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I warned you not to eat it. All those harmful evil chemicals will kill you. Nasty things like: NaCl, H2O, (CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3))We bit the bullet and got some pizza last night.
The child had a child-sized pepperoni, no sauce. The wife had the White Pizza on thin crust. I had the Thai Chicken -- with everything.
Child Protective Services are not onto us yet, and I have not died yet as a result of consuming the pizza.
If this is my last post because I ended up in prison for feeding my child pizza, or I died from eating processed food, please put the following on my headstone...
I'll miss you0 -
Whyyyyy, whyyyyy do I keep coming back to read this thread?!?!0
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Whyyyyy, whyyyyy do I keep coming back to read this thread?!?!
Because you are one of the FEW who gets it?0
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