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HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • Posts: 4,437 Member

    What she doesn't know, won't hurt her.
    I don't know. Can she track who used it?
  • Posts: 5 Member
    maybe she got it from someone else and regifted it to you and didn't think about you trying to lose weight. :/
  • Posts: 16,414 Member
    Now THAT would make a statement.

    Clearly, she must learn.
  • Posts: 4,437 Member
    PS. If they have thin crust pizza I would opt for that!!!! With spinach and feta.
    Spinach is dangerous, what with the fecal ecoli and stuff.
  • Posts: 4,437 Member
    maybe she got it from someone else and regifted it to you and didn't think about you trying to lose weight. :/
    I don't know. Isn't everyone trying to lose weight?
  • Posts: 945 Member
    Eat half the 5 cheese and tomato and half a mixed leaf salad. Then the other half the next day

    I love that pizza.

    Oh and don't declaw your cat?
  • Um. Say thank you and treat yourself. You sound incredibly paranoid. It is just a gift for the holidays. If you don't want it, toss it. It isn't a big deal, seriously. Creating this post was a pretty big attention seeking mannerism. I mean really - OH MY GOD, MY MANAGER BOUGHT ME A GIFT!!! HOW AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MEEEEEEE.

    Seriously?
  • Posts: 6,296 Member
    MUHUHAHA

    More serious-camp posters.


    AWESOME
  • Posts: 4,151 Member
    Um. Say thank you and treat yourself. You sound incredibly paranoid. It is just a gift for the holidays. If you don't want it, toss it. It isn't a big deal, seriously. Creating this post was a pretty big attention seeking mannerism. I mean really - OH MY GOD, MY MANAGER BOUGHT ME A GIFT!!! HOW AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MEEEEEEE.

    Seriously?

    New name: Gordotheattentionwhore....kind of has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
  • Posts: 3,189 Member
    MUHUHAHA

    More serious-camp posters.


    AWESOME
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  • Posts: 2,096 Member
    Does every state have a Pizza Kitchen?

  • New name: Gordotheattentionwhore....kind of has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

    LMAO
  • Posts: 4,437 Member
    Um. Say thank you and treat yourself. You sound incredibly paranoid. It is just a gift for the holidays. If you don't want it, toss it. It isn't a big deal, seriously. Creating this post was a pretty big attention seeking mannerism. I mean really - OH MY GOD, MY MANAGER BOUGHT ME A GIFT!!! HOW AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MEEEEEEE.

    Seriously?
    Yes, VERY SERIOUS.
  • Posts: 904 Member
    OMG seriously?? I can't believe this is still going, that people don't even bother to read any of the other replies before they post. The serious thread camp must be full to overflowing, far more space in the sarcasm camp :smokin:
  • Yes, VERY SERIOUS.

    Bored now. Going to go lose some more weight. lol.
  • Posts: 4,437 Member

    Bored now. Going to go lose some more weight. lol.
    NO! SERIOUS BUSINESS HERE! LIFE AND DEATH!
  • Posts: 20 Member
    Just say to her, " I appreciate the thought but i actually don't eat pizza." That way you walk away feeling empowered. She's just insecure and realizes that you are doing what she wishes she could. Keep on going! great job on your weight loss :)
  • Posts: 1,459
    Spinach is dangerous, what with the fecal ecoli and stuff.

    and all the feelings veggies have. gah have you no respect for the feelings of veggies?
  • I don't see why she'd be sabotaging you. You have yet to state just what makes you think she'd go that far to wreck all your hard work. I mean I'm not saying that she isn't doing it---I don't read minds.. but from the little bit of information, it sounds like nothing more than a gift. I've never eaten at California Pizza Kitchen, but I heard from others online that it's super tasty. Maybe she just wants to spread the yummy goodness. And if she IS trying to sabotage you....well then damn her dark heart!
  • Posts: 4,437 Member
    Just say to her, " I appreciate the thought but i actually don't eat pizza." That way you walk away feeling empowered. She's just insecure and realizes that you are doing what she wishes she could. Keep on going! great job on your weight loss :)
    Should I kick her in the shins too?
  • Posts: 4,437 Member
    and all the feelings veggies have. gah have you no respect for the feelings of veggies?
    :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Posts: 6,296 Member
    I've realized the solution: eat the Pizza, then immediately eat a brick of heroin.
  • Posts: 54 Member
    Sell it on Ebay.

    Or save it and give it to her for Boss's day!
    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Posts: 678 Member
    No way! :noway: This is restraining order material at the very least! I guarantee you that if you go to the police with this info, they will call the FBI in and you and your family will be under protective custody in the blink of an eye! Chances are, they will relocate you and change your names and stuff.
    I hope you are taking this seriously! We value our MFPers and it would be a shame to lose you to this obvious act of life threatening sabotage!
    :noway: Watch your back, Gordo! :noway:
  • Posts: 846 Member
    I've realized the solution: eat the Pizza, then immediately eat a brick of heroin.

    we have a winner, heroin is a great weight loss tool.
  • Posts: 1,262 Member
    She definitely wants to have sex with you, probably involving pizza
  • Posts: 15,228 Member
    Reading this thread has made me hungry. I want the pizza gift certificate!!!
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  • Posts: 4,437 Member
    No way! :noway: This is restraining order material at the very least! I guarantee you that if you go to the police with this info, they will call the FBI in and you and your family will be under protective custody in the blink of an eye! Chances are, they will relocate you and change your names and stuff.
    I hope you are taking this seriously! We value our MFPers and it would be a shame to lose you to this obvious act of life threatening sabotage!
    :noway: Watch your back, Gordo! :noway:
    Seriously... what would I do without my MFP family? THANK YOU!
  • Posts: 4,437 Member
    we have a winner, heroin is a great weight loss tool.
    Yes! I read that in a recent HCG thread.
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