HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    She definitely wants to have sex with you, probably involving pizza
    Now, if I were interested and gave in, would I still be able to file a sexual harassment suit?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    PS. If they have thin crust pizza I would opt for that!!!! With spinach and feta.
    Spinach is dangerous, what with the fecal ecoli and stuff.

    and all the feelings veggies have. gah have you no respect for the feelings of veggies?

    I've heard the broccoli has a very primitive nervous system and if you listen closely while cutting it or cooking it, that you can hear a tiny little scream
    As if it weren't bad enough, wanting to sabotage ME, now she's out to kill the poor broccoli! :angry:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    She definitely wants to have sex with you, probably involving pizza
    Now, if I were interested and gave in, would I still be able to file a sexual harassment suit?

    only if you liked it!
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459 Member
    PS. If they have thin crust pizza I would opt for that!!!! With spinach and feta.
    Spinach is dangerous, what with the fecal ecoli and stuff.

    and all the feelings veggies have. gah have you no respect for the feelings of veggies?

    I've heard the broccoli has a very primitive nervous system and if you listen closely while cutting it or cooking it, that you can hear a tiny little scream
    As if it weren't bad enough, wanting to sabotage ME, now she's out to kill the poor broccoli! :angry:

    I bet she eats red meat too.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    She definitely wants to have sex with you, probably involving pizza
    Now, if I were interested and gave in, would I still be able to file a sexual harassment suit?
    only if you liked it!
    And if I pretend that I didn't like it?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    PS. If they have thin crust pizza I would opt for that!!!! With spinach and feta.
    Spinach is dangerous, what with the fecal ecoli and stuff.

    and all the feelings veggies have. gah have you no respect for the feelings of veggies?

    I've heard the broccoli has a very primitive nervous system and if you listen closely while cutting it or cooking it, that you can hear a tiny little scream
    As if it weren't bad enough, wanting to sabotage ME, now she's out to kill the poor broccoli! :angry:

    I bet she eats red meat too.
    Oh, these people and their animal-eating ways! HAS IT NO END?!?!?!?! :sad: :sad: :sad: :explode: :explode: :explode:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    She definitely wants to have sex with you, probably involving pizza
    Now, if I were interested and gave in, would I still be able to file a sexual harassment suit?
    only if you liked it!
    And if I pretend that I didn't like it?

    Then in that case, as long as you use some Windex, I think you'll be OK. As long as there are no breadsticks involved.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    She definitely wants to have sex with you, probably involving pizza
    Now, if I were interested and gave in, would I still be able to file a sexual harassment suit?
    only if you liked it!
    And if I pretend that I didn't like it?

    Then in that case, as long as you use some Windex, I think you'll be OK. As long as there are no breadsticks involved.
    (jotting notes) THANK YOU GUYS!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member

    I've heard the broccoli has a very primitive nervous system and if you listen closely while cutting it or cooking it, that you can hear a tiny little scream
    I've heard that about carrots. Apparently if you drop carrots into boiling water you will hear them screaming "it's too hot, it's too hot". :cry:

    It must be true. I read it on a website once.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member

    I've heard the broccoli has a very primitive nervous system and if you listen closely while cutting it or cooking it, that you can hear a tiny little scream
    I've heard that about carrots. Apparently if you drop carrots into boiling water you will hear them screaming "it's too hot, it's too hot". :cry:

    It must be true. I read it on a website once.
    WILL NO ONE THIK OF THE POOR VEGGIES?! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Are we trying to roll this thread, Gordo??
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Are we trying to roll this thread, Gordo??
    I don't understand. Are you offering me a roll?! SABOTEUR!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Are we trying to roll this thread, Gordo??
    I don't understand. Are you offering me a roll?! SABOTEUR!
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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Are we trying to roll this thread, Gordo??
    I don't understand. Are you offering me a roll?! SABOTEUR!
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    Are you calling me a fat Southern woman?!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Are we trying to roll this thread, Gordo??
    I don't understand. Are you offering me a roll?! SABOTEUR!
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    Are you calling me a fat Southern woman?!

    LMAO!!! No... I'm the fat Southern woman, you NUT!!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    If we aren't careful, this may end up in the recent forum posts list again, guys!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    Are we trying to roll this thread, Gordo??
    I don't understand. Are you offering me a roll?! SABOTEUR!
    tumblr_ljx8k6BDXR1qg9qfro1_400.jpg
    Are you calling me a fat Southern woman?!

    LMAO!!! No... I'm the fat Southern woman, you NUT!!
    f_shhh.gif Don't use the words "Nut" and "butter" within the same quote.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Are we trying to roll this thread, Gordo??
    I don't understand. Are you offering me a roll?! SABOTEUR!
    tumblr_ljx8k6BDXR1qg9qfro1_400.jpg
    Are you calling me a fat Southern woman?!

    LMAO!!! No... I'm the fat Southern woman, you NUT!!
    f_shhh.gif Don't use the words "Nut" and "butter" within the same quote.

    Ooops, don't tell the mods...

    Also, don't tell them about the senseless suffering of poor vegetables going on in this thread!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    You realize California Pizza has some healthy pizza choices. Granted it's for pinko liberal commie hippies to eat at...but...
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    You realize California Pizza has some healthy pizza choices. Granted it's for pinko liberal commie hippies to eat at...but...
    I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...

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  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    You realize California Pizza has some healthy pizza choices. Granted it's for pinko liberal commie hippies to eat at...but...
    I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...
    California Pizza is not a haven for communists. It is an evil, capitalist, imperialistic, greedy corporation that is intent on making every person obese by forcing them to eat unhealthy pizzas and evil chemicals. :angry:
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    FYI, Gordo, you would be able to still file sexual harassment AND you could log the calorie burn... It's an EXTRA huge burn if the pizza is really spicy.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    FYI, Gordo, you would be able to still file sexual harassment AND you could log the calorie burn... It's an EXTRA huge burn if the pizza is really spicy.
    Can I write off the toilet paper and moist towelettes as medical expenses?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,467 Spam Moderator
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
    Send me the card.


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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    so, if you ate the pizza you purchased with the gift card, and your girlfriend/wife/hooker/lover/mistress was a vegan and she went down on you, would she spit or swallow?

    won't someone please answer my question????
    The answer is: neither. Vegans don't eat meat. :tongue:
  • hottamolly00
    hottamolly00 Posts: 338 Member
    Maybe she's just bring nice because it's the holiday season. If you don't want it, donate it to a bum. I'm sure they would appreciate any food they can get.
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