HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    so, if you ate the pizza you purchased with the gift card, and your girlfriend/wife/hooker/lover/mistress was a vegan and she went down on you, would she spit or swallow?
    won't someone please answer my question????
    Ask Todd the Vegan.

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    You realize California Pizza has some healthy pizza choices. Granted it's for pinko liberal commie hippies to eat at...but...
    I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...
    California Pizza is not a haven for communists. It is an evil, capitalist, imperialistic, greedy corporation that is intent on making every person obese by forcing them to eat unhealthy pizzas and evil chemicals. :angry:
    I'm terribly confused. But I say so long as no one's breastfeeding in there, it's safe. You don't want your morals threatened by babies eating.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Maybe she's just bring nice because it's the holiday season. If you don't want it, donate it to a bum. I'm sure they would appreciate any food they can get.
    I already mentioned that the last time I gave a hobo a gift card, he stabbed me.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Maybe she's just bring nice because it's the holiday season. If you don't want it, donate it to a bum. I'm sure they would appreciate any food they can get.
    I already mentioned that the last time I gave a hobo a gift card, he stabbed me.
    You gave it to the wrong hobo. He was probably on a diet and was angry that you tried to undermine his weight loss.
  • I'm not sure what your history is with your boss but if it were me I would regift it. That's just because I wouldn't want the extra calories from eating out with all the processed foods those places serve. Don't get too upset over it though hun. :)
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    You realize California Pizza has some healthy pizza choices. Granted it's for pinko liberal commie hippies to eat at...but...
    I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...
    California Pizza is not a haven for communists. It is an evil, capitalist, imperialistic, greedy corporation that is intent on making every person obese by forcing them to eat unhealthy pizzas and evil chemicals. :angry:
    I'm terribly confused. But I say so long as no one's breastfeeding in there, it's safe. You don't want your morals threatened by babies eating.
    THIS! I will not subject my child to seeing a boob.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Maybe she's just bring nice because it's the holiday season. If you don't want it, donate it to a bum. I'm sure they would appreciate any food they can get.
    I already mentioned that the last time I gave a hobo a gift card, he stabbed me.
    You gave it to the wrong hobo. He was probably on a diet and was angry that you tried to undermine his weight loss.
    OMG! I'm a truly terrible person.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I'm not sure what your history is with your boss but if it were me I would regift it. That's just because I wouldn't want the extra calories from eating out with all the processed foods those places serve. Don't get too upset over it though hun. :)
    IT'S TEARING ME UP INSIDE THOUGH!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I'm not sure what your history is with your boss but if it were me I would regift it. That's just because I wouldn't want the extra calories from eating out with all the processed foods those places serve. Don't get too upset over it though hun. :)
    IT'S TEARING ME UP INSIDE THOUGH!!!

    QUIT!! That is the only logical solution!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I'm not sure what your history is with your boss but if it were me I would regift it. That's just because I wouldn't want the extra calories from eating out with all the processed foods those places serve. Don't get too upset over it though hun. :)
    IT'S TEARING ME UP INSIDE THOUGH!!!

    QUIT!! That is the only logical solution!
    Best answer so far. Quit your job and then your manager can hire somebody that isn't so ungrateful. :tongue:
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    You realize California Pizza has some healthy pizza choices. Granted it's for pinko liberal commie hippies to eat at...but...
    I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...
    California Pizza is not a haven for communists. It is an evil, capitalist, imperialistic, greedy corporation that is intent on making every person obese by forcing them to eat unhealthy pizzas and evil chemicals. :angry:
    I'm terribly confused. But I say so long as no one's breastfeeding in there, it's safe. You don't want your morals threatened by babies eating.
    THIS! I will not subject my child to seeing a boob.

    what about a cooter?
  • ElPumaMex
    ElPumaMex Posts: 367 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    I have read the various responses, and I am surprised at the generalized angry reaction to a gift card.

    You can eat at Calif Pizza Kitchen, and still meet your MFP goals.
    I just went there and ordered a "The Works" pizza!
    Of course, I did not eat the whole Pizza ! Less than half, and ate the rest at home in two diffferent meals.

    So I would not read too much into the intentions of the gift card.
    Why would he want to sabotage your diet?

    Use the card, or give it to someone else. It was a gift. after all :-)
  • chele76
    chele76 Posts: 28 Member
    Are you serious?

    She probably likes it there and thought it would make a nice gift.

    You CAN find healthy things to eat there. If you despise it so much give it to someone who would appreciate it.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I'm not sure what your history is with your boss but if it were me I would regift it. That's just because I wouldn't want the extra calories from eating out with all the processed foods those places serve. Don't get too upset over it though hun. :)
    IT'S TEARING ME UP INSIDE THOUGH!!!

    QUIT!! That is the only logical solution!
    Best answer so far. Quit your job and then your manager can hire somebody that isn't so ungrateful. :tongue:

    Or better yet. He could sue the company for supporting his obesity.
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    *snicker*
    you said COOOTER!
    :laugh:
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    You realize California Pizza has some healthy pizza choices. Granted it's for pinko liberal commie hippies to eat at...but...
    I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...
    California Pizza is not a haven for communists. It is an evil, capitalist, imperialistic, greedy corporation that is intent on making every person obese by forcing them to eat unhealthy pizzas and evil chemicals. :angry:
    I'm terribly confused. But I say so long as no one's breastfeeding in there, it's safe. You don't want your morals threatened by babies eating.
    THIS! I will not subject my child to seeing a boob.

    what about a cooter?
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    All bow to the mighty thread, now rolled!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    All bow to the mighty thread, now rolled!

    I did it! :::Takes a bow::: :happy:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    For anyone arriving late to the thread, I really need some help!!!

    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    *snicker*
    you said COOOTER!
    :laugh:
    THIS! I will not subject my child to seeing a boob.

    what about a cooter?
    cooter.jpg:laugh:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    All bow to the mighty thread, now rolled!

    I did it! :::Takes a bow::: :happy:
    bow-down-together.gif
  • SnickeryDoo
    SnickeryDoo Posts: 1 Member
    Take it as just what it is....a GIFT.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You should totally stick it in your bosses woo woo! or is it a winker??
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    You should totally stick it in your bosses woo woo! or is it a winker??
    Do you kiss your gynecologist with that mouth???
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I'm still amazed that there are people actually taking this thread seriously!! :laugh:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    even more impressive, it was a first post by a brand spanking new user.


    Warms my heart:heart:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    You should totally stick it in your bosses woo woo! or is it a winker??
    Do you kiss your gynecologist with that mouth???
    It's better than kissing a proctologist. :laugh:
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    I've never seen a fat junkie
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    You should totally stick it in your bosses woo woo! or is it a winker??
    Do you kiss your gynecologist with that mouth???
    It's better than kissing a proctologist. :laugh:
    A kissing proctologist would be even worse.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You should totally stick it in your bosses woo woo! or is it a winker??
    Do you kiss your gynecologist with that mouth???

    She's a lesbian and HELL YES!
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